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so what exactly are inkopolis’s laws on teenage soldiers
SOOOOOO OBVIOUSLY BC TEAM PAST WON THE SPLATFEST THIS MEANS WE'LL GET A GAME ABOUT CUTTLEFISH AND DJ OCTAVIO. RIGHT? RIGHT???
this is canon btw, if you even care.
Y’all here’s why I’m voting past and you should too
The past has been really relevant in previous games but there’s still more information we could get
Judds ower— what the hex man
Single handedly caused Judd little Judd Tatar sace man and splat fest
WHY WHO TELL ME MORE
also the seven years war
I need more Capetian cuttlefish and dj octo lore
How did the war lead to mind control that seems like a crazy jump
Also octolings vs the other guys you fight in hero mode— why are they different, how, and when did they split off???
I feel like with the popularity of octolings in this game you could have a moment where you play as an octolings in the post war society like before the mind control??
Probably won’t happen but still
More information about gizz and those astronauts/ scientists. I’m pretty sure this is the first and only time they’ve mentioned the scientist. History didn’t happen to be Jude’s owner??? so I feel like we could go back and talk about them more
splatoon fans rn
Except I think they would be team present because 8 was basically adopted by the lesbians
(have we gotten all of the characters alignments like we did for the chaos in order grand fest? I really wanna know what cuttlefish and 3 think about all of this)
close enough, welcome back agent 32
(GO AGENT 8! SQUASH HIM!! LMFAO)
Part 1
Part 13
>Part 14
Part 15
COMPLETED (Old and Young) GAY CEPHALOPODS
(Can’t draw old people for my life but I tried my hardest)
(If you see wonky proportions, NUH UH NO YOU DON’T-)
Huh, I guess I show aging by desaturation of colors…🤔
Did you know?
There's actually a secret Sunken scroll embedded in the code of the first Splatoon game on the Wii U. To access it, you have to beat the final boss 69 times hitless (if you get hit one time the number will restart), once you do it you will get a pop up congratulating you, while warning to not share the contents of the scroll as it is only for the freshest squids. The scroll shows young cap'n cuttlefish and octavio from sunken scroll 16 kissing, with the caption "my fucking cod! these bitches gay! good for them! good for them." Telling you the nature of the sunken scroll already puts me in the eye of the nintendo ninjas so I can't actually show the image but I promise it's worth doing the hassle. Good luck!
shout out to @voidofsp-ace for giving me this idea I had to draw it
Mood
Cap'n Cuttlefish: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you’ve lost throughout your life.
Marie: It would be nice to get my sense of purpose back.
Agent 4: Oh, wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Callie: My will to live! I haven’t seen this in years!
Agent 3: Mental stability, my old friend!
Cap'n Cuttlefish: Kids, could you lighten up a little?
do you think old man yaoi can blossom even on a battlefield
Yes. More than anywhere else