As You Guys Can See, Ive Been Getting Into The Yakuza Games And Of Course I Have A Fat Crush On Majima

As you guys can see, I’ve been getting into the Yakuza games and of course I have a fat crush on Majima >:( I love that stinky man.

I came up with a headcanon

When Majima decided to cut his hair it was while he was drunk and at like three am. He took his knife and just went *swoop* with all his long hair, leaving him with the hair that we continue to see him with. When he woke up the next day, he shaved a bit of the underside of it and called it good.

That’s just how I envision his haircut going because during my Kiwami play through I noticed that his hair looked a lil choppy. He probably thought he was some hot shit, which he most definitely is 🙄🤚🏻

It is about 4:30am where I’m at, but I can’t sleep for the life of me. I have a little…Self indulgent headcanon if you will. It’s of Kaeya because he’s so fucking beautiful and I’m in love with him 🤌🏻

⚠️WARNING: THIS HC IS NSFT SO IF YOU ARE A MINOR, PLEASE DON’T INTERACT⚠️

Also, this may contain slight spoilers if you’re beginning the game. It’s mainly about Kaeya’s past and stuff. Like I said only slight

Kaeya is from Khaenri’ah right? And the other people that were from there too were turned into Abyss Mages.

I bring this up because there is a chance that Kaeya is corrupt and can develop some of the features of said Abyss Mages when he feels intense feelings.

I think y’all know where I’m going with this. His teeth get a bit sharper and his nails get longer.

When he has sex though, he just may cum a bit more than usual. Bite and scratch a lot too. (;

Hi, I would also say that Thoma would have a whiny voice too

I’m just gonna say it, I just fucking KNOW that Childe has a ✨whiny✨ voice

Quagsire is one of my favourite pokemon. They just look so head empty I love them deeply.