Sulphuric-onyx - TomFoolery

no bro trust me bro this moral panic is different bro yes i know i was wrong about cameras and comic books and satanic cults and washing machines and microwaves and gay people and AIDS from bus seats and ninja weapons and video games and Muslims and GMOs and fidget toys but TRUST ME BRO i swear humanity is totally cooked if we don't stop this one bro this one is TOTALLY for real bro wait come back bro where are you going-

So I've been playing halo 1 recently and I noticed a pattern in the missions so here's my suggestion for a slightly more accurate title:

Here are the themes for the first RVB RPW Dos.0!

Theme descriptions under the cut!

(Oct 27) Day 1: what if we were extras and we kissed?

Starting off this event, we have non-main cast ships! These ships include the characters that we barely knew. Small role? Big ship! Do they even have names? Who cares, they're literally holding hands!

(Oct 28) Day 2: passing the bechdel test

Day two is your haven for sapphic ships! Canon girls, trans girls, genderbent girls, big girls, small girls, girls that aren't girls? Yes to all of them!

(Oct 29) Day 3: ... and they were roommates

Day three is focused on alternative universes, canon divergences, and what ifs. Get creative!

(Oct 30) Day 4: that doesn't seem physically possible

Day four is for ships who've never met. Canon? What canon? These two were probably never on the same planet, but they are in love.

(Oct 31) Day 5: monster mash

Day five is all about Halloween and general spooky vibes. Costumes, candy, ghosts, and monsters! Get down with the ooky spooky with your favorite rarepairs!

(Nov 1) Day 6: the more the merrier

Day six is for polyam ships. That character has two hands and the characters holding their hands also have two hands! This days theme is the only exception for "banned" ships. If your polyam ship involves a popular ship, then you can post it today!

(Nov 2) Day 7: free day!

Day seven is a free day! Anything that wasn't covered in the previous themes go here! This day also comes with an added (optional) challenge: try to make something for someone else's ship! Share the love and let's go out with a bang!

Im incredibly amused by everyone loving junior’s presence in my blue team piece and i agree!!!!! he deserves to be included more!

H o w e v e r

Fuck drawing sangheili! Theyre so *gestures vaguely* and actually u know what??? vague is probably the easiest way to describe them bc u want to find a consistent visual on what their mandibles look like? Good fucking luck man

Furry sangheili artists dont know what theyre doing either ive LOOKED ok like i hoped maybe MAYBE the furry community in all their diversity could help me figure out a semi consistent way to draw these funky aliens and not a single artist agrees on their general shapes like

Im face down on the ground man drawing aliens that have a new model with every version of them is fucking Hard man ok i get why more people dont draw junior

If you have figured it out please share im dying

The Reds and Blues are assholes, that much is known by anyone who gets the pleasure of getting to know them.

But there are moments when that mask of theirs falls, where the feelings they have for their teammates get pushed up for all to see. Because when you spend years with the same ten people, getting to know their quirks, their history, spending hour after hour, day after day, you kind of get attached.

So it makes sense that after all the time spent together, all the years they spent teasing and joking and sitting around with each other with no reprieve, that they'd get a little protective of each other from time to time.

There's been days where someone says something mean enough to make Caboose cry and suddenly they have Tucker and Grif roasting them into oblivion and threatening their entire family line. There's times when someone grabs Tucker a little too roughly and make him wince and suddenly Wash is at their shoulder yanking them away with a glare that could turn a man to stone. There's incidents where someone starts shoving Simmons around and Sarge cocks his shotgun and fires at their feet until they scatter away.

Yeah, they're assholes to each other. Yeah, they don't always get along. But when it counts, when it comes down to it, they're always gonna look out for each other.