Bruce Wayne And Oliver Queen Have An Ongoing 10 Year Gay Chicken Game Because They Both Refuse To Lose

Bruce Wayne and Oliver Queen have an ongoing 10 year gay chicken game because they both refuse to lose

Headcanon that vigilantes outside of Gotham don’t believe some of the Gotham rogues are real because of how ridiculous they sound and think the Bats are just making shit up

One day in Gotham Tim and Kon are hanging out together when Condiment King attacks and Kon is just so thrown because WAIT HES REAL

Like before this Kon refused to believe rogues like Crazy Quilt and Polkadot Man and such existed, like yeah I’m not falling for that Rob im not an idiot

Now he’s reevaluating his entire life because if Tim wasn’t lying abt Condiment King, then does that mean the other ones are real too? Is there actually someone running around calling themselves Lord Death Man and saying they’re a yoga master???

Kon’s just like

And Tim’s like we literally fought someone whose superpower is having big boobs and you can’t believe Kite Man exists??

Thinking of writing an ATLA AU where Toph meets tea server Lee in Ba Sing Se and they become buds

Also in the fic Zuko would 100% hand a menu to a blind person unthinkingly (customer service is tiring ok?) and Toph is never gonna let him live it down

Sokka could join the disabled warriors club with Toph, Teo, and Zuko

I love the idea of Sokka having a cane after the war bc his leg was fucked up, it’s so big brained

Sokka would take great joy in using his disability to make people to underestimate him, then they get the shit beat out of them

Sokka: oh I am just a cripple I cannot do any harm

Also Sokka: vibe checks an asshole with his cane

Jason: you know when you said you’d take me for a drink I had something stronger in mind

Dick: do not disrespect the slushie

Made this meme for TAOB by @hella1975