Now... I'm Not Saying I'm Prepared To Overthrow The Government When The Time Comes.... But I'm Part Of

Now... I'm not saying I'm prepared to overthrow the government when the time comes.... But I'm part of Gen Z, was raised on Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and The Hunger Games, and I detest being told what to do in an authoritative way so.....

Listen- sometimes I need specific step-by-step instructions an other times I need you to shut up and let me exist

Like if you tell me to clean my room or the house I need you to tell me what, where, and how.

But if you EVER tell me exactly what, how, and with what I should make art with, I will gut you and turn your entrails (intrails?) into a masterpiece and donate it to the local art museum

As someone who lives in America, I complain about America all the time. I complain about the history, the presidents, the gun laws, safe to say I'm not very patriotic..... Until someone from a different country insults America online. (It's usually Brits that I see though I don't wanna generalize) It goes like this.

Me: *hates on America*

Some prick online: *Makes tasteless complaint about the USA*

Me: *spontaneously combusts and transforms into a middle aged white guy on the 4th of July decked out in all American flag attire and an eagle coming to land on my shoulder* USA USA USA USA!!!!!!!!! *Cue American Rage Yell*

If there is one thing I can sayI learned from my 10th grade World History class is that France is Not Having A Good Time

Someone who says "I love you" conversationally x Someone who's afraid to say it back

And the desire is never stronger than when you are away from everything you use to write and have no way to write what you want except for the pen and pad that comes in your hotel

damn, no desire is ever felt so strongly as the desire to write fic when you’re really supposed to be doing something else