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5 years ago

kin list

phoenix wright

wirt from otgw

gonzo

that guy at the beginning of pokemon games whos psyched about modern technology


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2 years ago

We should retaliate against the 'no homo' thing that guys have going on by adding it to traditionally masculine things.

"I have to fix my car this weekend, no homo" or "I like football, but no homo".

That way we can weed out the weak dudebros. The weak ones will give up on their hobbies and the strong ones will become better allies


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3 years ago

Why does this kind of shit post appear in my head?...

JSchlatt: You know, Phil...me and Quackity thought about adopting another child.

Phil: Oh, really? That's great! I mean, it seem like you are all about adoption right now...

JSchlatt, slams down adoption papers: Its Tommy. We are adopting Tommy. Sign the papers.


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Shredder as we’ve seen him is currently mindless so there is a possibility that the armour will need to take in another soul after failing to fully absorb Draxum’s life energy.

Some people: It’s going to be Leo! Look at all this foreshadowing of him being separated from the group. If anyone else is going to wear the armour it’s going to be Leo!!! SO MUCH FORESHADOWING!!1!!!!

Me, an intellectual:

Shredder As Weve Seen Him Is Currently Mindless So There Is A Possibility That The Armour Will Need To

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1 year ago

Now... I'm not saying I'm prepared to overthrow the government when the time comes.... But I'm part of Gen Z, was raised on Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and The Hunger Games, and I detest being told what to do in an authoritative way so.....


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1 year ago

Listen- sometimes I need specific step-by-step instructions an other times I need you to shut up and let me exist

Like if you tell me to clean my room or the house I need you to tell me what, where, and how.

But if you EVER tell me exactly what, how, and with what I should make art with, I will gut you and turn your entrails (intrails?) into a masterpiece and donate it to the local art museum


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1 year ago

Listen- sometimes I need specific step-by-step instructions an other times I need you to shut up and let me exist

Like if you tell me to clean my room or the house I need you to tell me what, where, and how.

But if you EVER tell me exactly what, how, and with what I should make art with, I will gut you and turn your entrails (intrails?) into a masterpiece and donate it to the local art museum


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4 years ago

Arson is just a big bonfire


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7 months ago

To be deep or silly in today's MHA thought, that is truly the question. I missed yesterday, and it's late, which usually makes me philosophical, but I can't get this thought about the OFA vestiges out of my head so maybe they'll end up combined, who knows?

Lizzy's MHA Ramble of the Eve: How long could the vestiges of OFA see what Deku saw??

Like we see as early as season two that they're boogieing creepily in the background during the sports festival arc, but we don't ACTUALLY meet them until around season five, I think? The way Yoichi talks to Deku in that episode with the first flashback, it makes it seem like they've been monitoring him for a while. Plus, when Banjo meets Izuku, he talks like he's been watching the fight. So it seems like they've been watching him for a bit at the very least.

All that to say, can you imagine how unsettling that must've been for him to come to the realization that seven people have been watching every single thing he's done for the past year. I don't know about y'all, but I appreciate my privacy. Obviously Izuku is not an introvert like me, but still, I don't think anyone would appreciate knowing seven people can/potentially have been watching them every moment of the day.

Anywho, I totally think at least a few of them took to yelling at him like a dad at a football game on TV. Do you think they like, placed bets on what he'd do in certain situations? Or whether or not like, Bakugo would use a particular insult on someone? I like to imagine it'd go something like this:

Banjo: Ten bucks says Bakugo calls him a shitty nerd today.

Shimura: We literally don't have money in here, why would anyone take you up on that?

Yoichi: (Playing magical mind-scape Uno or something, idk, with Kudo or Bruce) Besides, he's getting better! Izuku's said so himself.

En: Midoriya would still sing Bakugo's praises even if he set his own mom on fire and did it while screaming "Deku is a fucking moron!!" I don't think Midoriya's opinion is ever valid when it comes to him.

Hikage:...my money's on damn extras.

Shimura: Again, we don't have money, we don't even eat, what the hell are you betting with??

Banjo: Look, there's only so long we sit ominously on our fancy little thrones waiting for him to figure shit out before we start to loose our non-existent minds, let us have this.

I don't know what this is or where it came from, but I've been thinking about Yoichi a lot lately as I compile my thoughts/rambles about him and All for One for a later post, so I think it was born of the little threads that didn't fit in anywhere else.


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