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1 year ago

Bescherelle Falls

A meme I made while learning French.

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5 years ago

A Poem Of Unfortunate Events --VFD

“when you drive away in secret you'll be a volunteer So don't scream when we take you the world is quiet here”

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A Poem Of Unfortunate Events --VFD

============================================================= “volontaire tu sera la chose est irréversible ne crie pas quand on t'emmènera le monde est paisible ici”

(my favorite poem of my favorite serie)


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7 years ago

Ma mère VS Monsta X - Hero

Ma mère : pourquoi ils montrent leurs ventres ?

Moi : pour le fan service maman.

Ma mère *ironique* : Ah ben ouais c'est sûr que tout passe par le nombril !

J'ai pas su quoi dire à par : tu veux que je te montre des filles ?


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8 months ago

not necessarily! try out The Conversation, they put scientists and journalists together to write articles. here's a bit from their About page:

The Conversation is a unique collaboration between academics and journalists that in a decade has become the world’s leading publisher of research-based news and analysis. Everything you read on these pages is created by academics and journalists working together, supported by a team of digital technology experts. Our professional editors work with academics to turn knowledge and insights into easy-to-read articles, and make them accessible to general readers. All our work is free to read and free to republish under Creative Commons. We do this as a not-for-profit group guided by a clear purpose: to provide access to high-quality explanatory journalism that makes for better decision making.

they have homepages for Global news, Africa, Australia, Brasil, Canada, Canada (en français), España, France, Indonesia, New Zealand, United Kingdom, and the United States

they have English, Español, Français, bahasa Indonesia, Português, and Cymraeg

I've been reading articles from them for a while and I really enjoy it. If you're looking for more journalism in Science that's specifically in English, check out Quanta magazine! they're another great resource that I've posted about before. they post less frequently, though, and their articles aren't under Creative Commons. they describe themselves as "An editorially independent publication supported by the Simons Foundation." so do with that what you will

Kinda sad to learn that there aren't really any 'Popular Science' news sources that has actual scientists writing the article--more specifically scientists writing popular science articles about their paper.


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4 years ago

A comic I made for social studies, took me 7 hours so might as well put it here.

Translation:

“Long ago, the sky was a dull grey.”

“Iris, the goddess of rainbows, was the main deliverer.”

“Until one day...”

A Comic I Made For Social Studies, Took Me 7 Hours So Might As Well Put It Here.

Iris:”Oh dear! How dreadful!”

”I’ll just cover it up.”

“But I don’t have any grey!”

“Well, I can’t just leave it.”

“Guess I could paint it all blue...”

“All done!”

“Back to my deliveries!”

Zeus: “Why is my sky a silly shade of blue?!”

“Who did this!?”

Iris: “I did...”

Zeus: “Iris?! You’re demoted!”

“Hermis will take your place,”

A Comic I Made For Social Studies, Took Me 7 Hours So Might As Well Put It Here.

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2 years ago
French Publication

French Publication

Je vous présent le série française Kaamelott

I present to you the Kaamelott french serie


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8 years ago

A brief introduction. Permettez-moi de me présenter. Moi, je m’appelle Simon. I’m a creative-being, language student, ginger covered in freckles, but most of all a Dutchie trying to become a Frenchie. The last five years I have studied French language and culture at Utrecht University in the Netherlands. Now that I am almost finished it’s time for the next step: moving to France. My goal: to become fluent in French. I expect that it will take about a year, after which I will decide on staying in Bordeaux or returning to the Netherlands to begin a Master’s degree course. I’d like to become fluent in at least five languages, score so far: 2,5/5. Dutch, my native language, English and French (I am pretty fluent, but I am a perfectionist). So far my brief introduction, it’s already pretty elaborate. ¡Hasta la próxima vez! (I also speak some Spanish, haha!). 


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11 months ago

every second of this is chaos, and it's wonderful

no language should be mocked other than french


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6 years ago

It was a dark and dreary night in Canada; Vitya-wind was coming to town. And all the respectable traffic lights knew what that meant.

More heartbreak and pining for the wondrous and wonky Vitya-wind. 

Because he never gave a moment of time for anylight before. He just whizzed right by and ruffled some lines up. Some even claimed that their wires were never the same again.

Yuuri-light didn’t know what to think. Yuuko-light had experienced the Vitya-wind before and she said it was a wild and hectic time as Takeshi-light tried to protect her. Not that she needed it; Vitya-wind was apparently very picky with which lights in particular he fucked.

Now, ever since Yuuri was a tiny little crosswalk light, he knew of Vitya-wind. Who didn’t? Every light worth their weight in bulbs knew of him. When Yuuri-light became a traffic light, he hoped he would catch the gusts of Vitya-wind, but he knew he wasn’t anylight special. Minako-light told him he was a light of the most importance—keeping a very busy intersection of his hometown of Hasetsu accident-free. 

Yuuri felt the air pressure drop, signaling Vitya’s arrival. He selfishly hoped that he could capture the fickle wind’s attention, even for just a night. 

A light breeze caressed his casing before a strong gust whirled around him. He was completely surrounded by wind; he trembled on his line as the strong winds blew past.

He felt the first brush of wind tentacle across his casing and swooned. Vitya-wind was here in full force, and somehow, he was le centre of attention de vent de Victor. He shuddered in anticipation as Vitya-wind curled around him.

“Yes,” he hissed out, “I’ve dreamt of this for ages.”

“Good thing then,” Vitya-wind chuckled, “that I’ve been dreaming of this moment pour la dernière année.” 

Yuuri-light gasped as Vitya-wind’s wind-tentacles traced the outside of his casing. A light moan escaped as one found its way inside his yellow light and close to his corporeal body dans le lumière jaune. 

C’est formidable. 

Ici et maintenant!

Yuuri-light shudders as the attention placed on him grows. Vitya certainly has it out for him specifically. Soft tentacle-wind brushes against him and he squirms at the sensation. In the back of his head he registers the faint pressure and the fact that it’s Vitya-wind pressing into him, but at the moment he’s overcome by the sensation of being taken, of being fucked so completely that he forgets himself. 

“V-Vitya...” he stammers out.

“Mmmm,” Vitya-wind responds, “I’ve had my sights set on you for awhile now, little light.”

Yuuri can’t believe this. Vitya-wind, the world renowned bringer of catastrophe and death, is pounding the fuck out of his light-hole. Vitya-wind, ferocious—literal ruler of the northern winds—is surrounding him in every sense of the word. He’s never felt pleasure such as this. And he wants. Boy, does he want. 

Vitya-wind leaves him blissed out and wanting. Quick to come, quick to leave.

But that’s okay. Vitya-wind has given him an immense pleasure.

He even promised to be back next year.

Yuuri-light can’t wait.

The Wind Was Blowing Down All The Traffic Lights In My City Fed Up I Grabbed The Wine. And Started Bitching

The wind was blowing down all the traffic lights in my city… fed up I grabbed the wine…. and started bitching about the weather in the LLYBB’s nsfw-crack channel by accident.  So this happened. I finished it when sober lol


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