The Hoppitses

the hoppitses

why were all of us funnier writers as kids

why did we regress, and how do we achieve this level of humor again

i love this show sm

[Image description containing spoilers for the Starkid show Nerdy Prudes Must Die:

1. Max Jagerman and Grace Chasity standing extremely close, staring intensely at each other with a news headline above reading “I CAN FIX HIM” SAYS WOMAN WHO IS WORSE

2. Richie Lipschitz sitting with a caption reading *ENTERS WITH A BAD POWERPOINT ANIMATION EFFECT* “HELLO”

3. Angry Max Jagerman back from the dead looking like a zombie with a tattered letterman jacket and blue veins on his face and neck and a caption reading I MEAN YEAH HE’S EVIL BUT WHAT IF I WERE HIS FAVORITE

4. Grace Chastity, Steph Lauter, and Peter Spankoffski on their knees huddled around a book with a glowing green light in the background and scared expressions on their faces. Caption reading LEARNS FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE ON ACCIDENT

5. Steph Lauter dressed in a mid length red dress and Peter Spankoffski in a blue button up shirt, red bow tie and khaki pants standing next to each other looking off camera with the caption HE’S NOT “JUST SOME GUY” HE’S MY GIRLFRIEND

6. Peter Spankoffski gesturing with his hands out by his torso looking off camera. Caption reading SHE LET ME HIT BECAUSE I SAY STUFF LIKE GOODNESS GRACIOS

7. Grace Chasity smiling widely with an index finger innocently pressed into her cheek, caption reading I AM FINE THANK YOU FOR ASKING! THOUGH RECENTLY THERE HAS BEEN A DARKNESS GROWING WITHIN ME

8. Max Jagerman and Grace Chasity standing next to each other, intensely looking at each other. Max looking aggressive and Grace looking appalled. The caption next to Max saying *SIGHS DREAMILY* WHAT A FUCKING WEIRDO. and the caption next to Grace reading *TWIRLING HAIR* WHAT A FUCKING FREAK

End of Image Description]

joey richter + being held at gunpoint by a love interest

(+ bonus: when he wasn't actually shot)

tumblr gets this one ahead of time

should i post the walmart comic

or should i simply wait