NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE

NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE 🪓🩸😈🤓

i mean how could i not

You keep posting about the genocide of Palestinians but... so what? What do you want me to do about it? What do you want anyone to do about it? You're not helping, you're not being productive, you're just making people feel bad about something they can't control or effect in any way.

there's an ongoing genocide in gaza but i guess you're the real victim here for having to hear about it

i love this show sm

[Image description containing spoilers for the Starkid show Nerdy Prudes Must Die:

1. Max Jagerman and Grace Chasity standing extremely close, staring intensely at each other with a news headline above reading “I CAN FIX HIM” SAYS WOMAN WHO IS WORSE

2. Richie Lipschitz sitting with a caption reading *ENTERS WITH A BAD POWERPOINT ANIMATION EFFECT* “HELLO”

3. Angry Max Jagerman back from the dead looking like a zombie with a tattered letterman jacket and blue veins on his face and neck and a caption reading I MEAN YEAH HE’S EVIL BUT WHAT IF I WERE HIS FAVORITE

4. Grace Chastity, Steph Lauter, and Peter Spankoffski on their knees huddled around a book with a glowing green light in the background and scared expressions on their faces. Caption reading LEARNS FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE ON ACCIDENT

5. Steph Lauter dressed in a mid length red dress and Peter Spankoffski in a blue button up shirt, red bow tie and khaki pants standing next to each other looking off camera with the caption HE’S NOT “JUST SOME GUY” HE’S MY GIRLFRIEND

6. Peter Spankoffski gesturing with his hands out by his torso looking off camera. Caption reading SHE LET ME HIT BECAUSE I SAY STUFF LIKE GOODNESS GRACIOS

7. Grace Chasity smiling widely with an index finger innocently pressed into her cheek, caption reading I AM FINE THANK YOU FOR ASKING! THOUGH RECENTLY THERE HAS BEEN A DARKNESS GROWING WITHIN ME

8. Max Jagerman and Grace Chasity standing next to each other, intensely looking at each other. Max looking aggressive and Grace looking appalled. The caption next to Max saying *SIGHS DREAMILY* WHAT A FUCKING WEIRDO. and the caption next to Grace reading *TWIRLING HAIR* WHAT A FUCKING FREAK

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a nation is being wiped out in front of our eyes.

sibling relationships are so strange... like i love you. you will never understand me in a way that matters. we are the same person in drastically different ways. we are sewn together. we don't talk. we are attached at the hip. you wish i was never born. can i call you. let's eat together. i forgive you. etc