I Just Read The Fic BAtMaN DOeSnT MAkE PReSeNtAtIoNs By Beryllium_4 On Ao3

I just read the fic “bAtMaN dOeSn’T mAkE pReSeNtAtIoNs” by Beryllium_4 on ao3

I. LOVE. IT. OMG THE FUNNIEST THINGS IVE EVER READ.

THERES MULTIPLE PARTS

BATMAN DOESNT TERRIBLE PRESENTATIONS AND YOU CAN RIP THIS HC FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

The Su sisters and Jason have such a good relationship. I love it.

They have a weird relationship and care for each other in their own weird way.

Suzie trusts Jason when he says they’ll be alright. Jason trusts Suzie with the ENTIRE ICEBERG LOUNGE.

Their relationship is so sweet and isn’t talked about enough

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Could you imagine Dick and Jason training together in front of the young Justice team.

Jason would be all show off, removing his jacket (he doesn’t want it ripped), his helmet, guns, and knives. Just pulling more out.

Dick and Tim are totally over the dramatics but Dick puts his escrima (idk how to spell it) down too.

It starts off chill, Jason doing a lot of boxing moves while Dick avoids. After a minute they pause and Smile at each other deciding to just go over the top.

By the way they are fighting, it’s like they’re fighting a bad guy. Pulling zero punches. They’re pretty evenly matched.

It ends with Jason on top of Dick pointing a gun at his head and Dick laughing saying something about cheating.

Everyone, except Tim and Jason, are concerned bc Jason has a bloody nose and bruised cheek and Dick has several bruised ribs and split lip.

Jason gets off and helps him up and they laugh it off. The team is shocked, they basically tried to kill each other and find it funny as hell.

Tim looks tired but laughs too. By his face it’s clear this has happened on multiple occasions. He hands a towel to them both and Jason lifts him up and teases him for being worried.

Another scene in my head:

Somehow Jason ends up owing Tim a favor. Anything Tim wants, no questions asked. But Tim has yet to use it, he has no need to.

Until Tim calls Jason at 2 in the morning to cash it in. Two situations in my mind come from this:

1) it’s for a really dumb reason

This reason would be coffee, rather the coffee maker. Someone in the young Justice team is messing with the coffee maker and isnt stopping even with the nice warning he gives them.

, ‘if you don’t stop doing this, there will be consequences.’

The consequences being a bullet by the head. Jason won’t kill them, just mentally scar them.

2)completely serious reasons for Tim that Jason finds hilarious

So I’m thinking Tim gets into trouble at school, enough that some big bully kid challenges him to a fight. Normally no sweat but Tim can’t just show up and take him out or he’ll be discovered.

Not only that but he’s afraid of the guy. So after school, Jason pulls up on his motorcycle, wearing his leather jacket and gloves ready to intimidate this kid.

He doesnt even do anything, just set his hand on Tim shoulder, smiles, and asks what’s going on. He looks to the kid across from Tim and glares hard before walking up and punches his gut.

Tim says it’s excessive but Jason held back a lot so he doesn’t care.

Now this, but with young Justice team. Except, Tim is shameless about how they didn’t specify him fighting. So Jason just, fights a child. He finds this whole situation funny but can’t laugh or he’ll lose his intimatation.

So, something that really makes me laugh is the weird family that is part of the Tsukishimas/Tanakas

It’s starts out with Akiteru and Saeko getting married

Kei is not happy at all

Not only that but he’s supposed to do a speech with Tanaka (who insisted on being called big brother or Ryuu, (Kei called him Little Brother once and Ryuu threw a fit))

At the wedding, they give their speech, people cry and laugh, blah blah blah

Tanaka gets drunk as all hell and confesses his love to Kiyoko, he’s 21 at the time

It sticks with her this time because it’s not ‘I love you marry me!’ Kinda confessions, it’s a sweet soft thing, going through the whole list of why he like her (few are superficial, most about how’s she’s kind and sweet)

She tells him the next morning that she wants to go out

Yamaguchi and Yachi are at the wedding too, as a couple, they drink a little bit mostly watch others break down

Kuroo is there with Kei, as a couple too, but people think they’ve been together for about 4 months (that’s how long they’ve known) they’ve actually been dating since Kei’s second year

Drunk Ryuu and Drunk Saeko attacks Kuroo, going on and on about protecting Kei’s innocence and the shovel talk (he will remain suspicious for the rest of his life, but still loves him for Kei)

Kei laughs and pulls Kuroo away,

By the end of the night; Akiteru, Saeko, and Ryuu are wasted, Kuroo and Kei are missing, last seen drunk and kissing in a corner, Yamaguchi, Yachi, and Kiyoko are tipsy

The next morning, they all head to the Tsukishima home, Akiteru’s mom makes curry and a hangover cure for the wasted folks

Yamaguchi (the demon) plays the videos from last night, Kei admits that Kuroo and him have been dating for years

Everyone is shocked except Ryuu, Tadashi, and Yachi

8 months later, Kiyoko and Ryuu are getting married,

During their wedding, Ryuu somehow ropes Kei into getting black out drunk

It ends with Kuroo carrying Kei to the hotel, princess style, Kei babbling on about how he loves him and about their wedding

A drunk Kuroo cries and they end up getting a noise complaint

Kiyoko and Ryuu have two kids, a boy and girl, twins

They are confident and a little loud but the boy has more poise and the girl has more spunk; They both have their moms good looks but Ryuu’s eyes and hair,

Akiteru and Saeko have two boys and a girl, in that order

The eldest has more of Saeko’s personality but is quiet, and more enthusiastic about what he likes; has Carmel hair, Saeko’s eyes and Akiteru’s face shape and body, his hands are thicker

The middle boy is surprising like Kei in personality, more sarcastic but gets fired up easy; he has Saeko’s hair color, her more slender face, Akiteru’s body structure and more slender hands

The youngest is Akiteru in personality but can get quiet; she has oddly Kei’s bright blond hair to her shoulder, heterocromia (one eye Saeko’s, one Akiteru’s), Saeko’s body but less curves, Akiteru’s sharper jaw

Unfortunately, gay marriage isn’t legal in Japan but if it was Kuroo and Kei’s wedding would be formal

Kei would take Kuroo’s last name, their rings are black with a moon and a cat engraved on them, Tetsu getting the moon, Kei getting the cat

Their kids (if biological in an abo world), would be a boy and girl, not twins

Tetsu’s smirk, Kei’s sarcasm, but is very kind and mischievous, she will plan pranks on people; she has Kei’s long legs and eyes, Tetsu’s black hair, shoulder length and it’s a mess, she can get the length straight but her bangs get messy

The boy has Kei’s hair, Tetsu’s eyes and bad bedhead (but not in the same style) and bulkier frame; he is more quiet, and introverted but will add an occasional jab, and will go along with his sisters plans because he is just as mischievous as her

They also have two cats,

Yamaguchi and Yachi do get married and if it’s the summer, she wears a floral princess dress

Everyone from Karasuno is there (same as Ryuu’s wedding)

They have a one girl and a large dog

The girl has blond hair, Yamaguchi’s eyes and freckles, and Yachi’s petite frame; she is very nervous and has social anxiety, is sweet but gets roped into chaos, and eventually becomes confident, she protects what she loves and can get loud if pressed

Their family is odd and full of chaos but everyone loves each other, even if Ryuu is still suspicious of Tetsu