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Tim's face. So bored. Jason's a badass bro
I'm losing it over the idea of Tim and Jason forming the tightest sibling bond out of all the batkids but it's a toss up whether they're at each other's throats, civil, or just making nothing but minecraft villager sounds at each other just because it pisses Bruce off because he KNOWS they're making fun of him going "hm" at everything
Jason: ok, ok so beyond those 3 things, are there any OTHER crazy things you’ve done?
Tim: I mean, I don’t think so? I guess some of what happened when I was working with the league of assassins?
Jason: when you what? When?
Tim: when everyone thought B was dead. But honestly, the craziest thing that happened there was loosing my spleen, and that was more something that was done to me than something I did.
Jason: YOU LOST YOUR SPLEEN???
Tim: see Jason, the difference between you and I is when I do things that Batman wouldn’t approve of, I make sure he never finds out. Whereas you make sure that everyone in Gotham knows what you did.
Jason: fuck you, kid
tim: Hey jay? Can you help me with my essay, please?
jason: yeah sure. Where's your plan?
tim: plan?
jason: Yeah, you gotta plan it first!
tim: Plan? No. My plan is procrastinate, panic, perish.
jason: ...
damian: I like that plan
tim: because I di-
damian: because you die.
Another scene in my head:
Somehow Jason ends up owing Tim a favor. Anything Tim wants, no questions asked. But Tim has yet to use it, he has no need to.
Until Tim calls Jason at 2 in the morning to cash it in. Two situations in my mind come from this:
1) it’s for a really dumb reason
This reason would be coffee, rather the coffee maker. Someone in the young Justice team is messing with the coffee maker and isnt stopping even with the nice warning he gives them.
, ‘if you don’t stop doing this, there will be consequences.’
The consequences being a bullet by the head. Jason won’t kill them, just mentally scar them.
2)completely serious reasons for Tim that Jason finds hilarious
So I’m thinking Tim gets into trouble at school, enough that some big bully kid challenges him to a fight. Normally no sweat but Tim can’t just show up and take him out or he’ll be discovered.
Not only that but he’s afraid of the guy. So after school, Jason pulls up on his motorcycle, wearing his leather jacket and gloves ready to intimidate this kid.
He doesnt even do anything, just set his hand on Tim shoulder, smiles, and asks what’s going on. He looks to the kid across from Tim and glares hard before walking up and punches his gut.
Tim says it’s excessive but Jason held back a lot so he doesn’t care.
Now this, but with young Justice team. Except, Tim is shameless about how they didn’t specify him fighting. So Jason just, fights a child. He finds this whole situation funny but can’t laugh or he’ll lose his intimatation.