Ive Been Reading A Fic With Ghost And Riley And My Knig Obsessed Brain Is Like Give Him A Wolf, Do It.

I’ve been reading a fic with Ghost and Riley and my König obsessed brain is like ‘give him a wolf, do it’. So I am:

Her name is Königin, Queen in German. (I used Google translate, let me know if there’s a more proper name)

König found her when she was a puppy and he was 15. It was during the winter when he was on break at his Grandma’s place

She lives in rural mountain village and took in the puppy with no issue

König took care of her the whole time and took her home with him (his mother was reluctant but relented)

König has a sister who loves Koenigin but doesn’t have as strong of a bond since she lives with their grandma

She is very protective of König and his sister but prefers König

When Koenig joined the military, he submitted paper work to have her trained for personal protection, search and rescue, and bomb detection. (Don’t really care if this isn’t possible, let it love my dream)

She did amazing and was able join Koenig in the field.

She memorizes people by their smell rather than sight, so she recognizes Koenig whether he wears the hood or not

She is massive and loves to snuggle and lick people, but will listen to Koenig no matter what without having to repeat commands

She can do basic stuff, but also bite, growl, crawl, and jump. (Pulling things out of my ass rn. My grandparents have a dog and I love her but omg I can’t think of shit rn.)

She only does this with Koenig, and sometimes with his family. But will 100% listen to König ever time the first time.

When Koenig joined KorTac, she had to be left with his family in the mountains. Koenig was very sad but he held out.

Whenever Koenig comes home to her, she’ll freeze and snap her head in his direction, totally still. Once she sees him and Koenig acknowledges her, she will run and jump on him.

Horangi loves her and she likes him almost as much as Koenig, but he still holds first place.

Reality is a simulation. Just walk across to it. Do it

Hal taking each member of the JL on a flight would be super funny. With most he would try and have fun or show them something cool. Sinc eSuperman, WW, Hawkgirl and other know how to fly, he mostly does flips and stuff.

Since Barry is all about speed and he doesn’t really feel it, Hal would ‘floor it’ and make him feel all the g’s.

Hal would try to scare Batman. He’d stall the plane then wait til the last second to save it. Basically, anything to freak him out. Surprisingly, Batman really enjoys this and even chuckles a little. He also admits that Hal is the far better pilot and he has no reason to feel jealous. Hal found this annoying since he didn’t.

Aqua man teaches him about marine life and their respective habitats.

Wonder Woman teaches him mythology.

Cyborg teaches him computer science and hacking.

JLA/DC Headcanon

When the Justice League found out that Shazam was a 10 year old boy they decided to teach him things about their jobs.

-Batman teaches him about business -Superman teaches him about handling criticism and to pay attention to detail (Yes you need these skills to be a journalist) -Flash teaches him chemistry and biology and forensic analyst -Wonder woman teaches him all about greek mythology

Billy knows all this information about stock markets and other jobs he shouldn’t even know exist and his teachers are always so surprised (His teachers are more horrified when he brings up something about forensics because he usually involves a dead body with it)

He loves science and math but hates his classes because they aren’t as fun as when Bruce and Barry teach them

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Look, I don’t mind making König all soft and cute when he’s not at work. I actually find it pretty funny.

But please do not forget that this man is absolutely a menace too. And he would be unapologetically all the time.

What are you gonna do? Stop him? Psh, that man is a beast that literally breaks spines over his knee. How are you gonna stop him from stealing all the coffee? Ask him nicely?

That’s what I thought.

This man definitely listens to German rock music and twirls his knives. He does pranks for sure and makes very dark jokes.

Because of the rivalry between Gotham and Metropolis, there arose a saying in Gotham, ‘don’t be like a Metropolis citizen’. It basically translates to ‘don’t be a little bitch’.

Superman was not happy to hear about this. Especially from Red Hood trying to talk to a guy causing problems.