Hal Taking Each Member Of The JL On A Flight Would Be Super Funny. With Most He Would Try And Have Fun

Hal taking each member of the JL on a flight would be super funny. With most he would try and have fun or show them something cool. Sinc eSuperman, WW, Hawkgirl and other know how to fly, he mostly does flips and stuff.

Since Barry is all about speed and he doesn’t really feel it, Hal would ‘floor it’ and make him feel all the g’s.

Hal would try to scare Batman. He’d stall the plane then wait til the last second to save it. Basically, anything to freak him out. Surprisingly, Batman really enjoys this and even chuckles a little. He also admits that Hal is the far better pilot and he has no reason to feel jealous. Hal found this annoying since he didn’t.

Jason has always been exceptionally talented with firearms, even as Robin. While Dick is great with his Escrima sticks, Tim with his Bow staff, and Damian with his sword, Jason always has guns.

All of the Batfam lily know how to use and disarm them, but Jason always loved using them. Bruce taught him the very basics, but Jason went to Alfred to learn more. Alfred was very excited to teach him and the backyard quickly became a shooting range.

He was very into them and willing to learn ANYTHING, so Alfred taught him to snipe, hunt small and large game, moving targets with a rifle and shotgun, use different sized revolvers that he has trouble lifting, and dual shooting.

(Alfred also taught him to use a crossbow and different swords found across the manor. When asked about how he knew all of this, he just smiled and told Jason ‘I’ve lived a long life, and I’ve crossed paths with many who lived shorter ones. (This was the most information Antione has ever got out of Alfred and Heading takes pride in that.))

In simulations that have scores, Jason scores ok, but go to the shooting range and he has the top score. Not just the top score, but he beat everyone by a long shot.

Like, Bruce is third with 7500, Alfred has 20000 (he was a spy so duh) and Jason has 25000.

He’s also great with a bow too, since Roy taught him the basics. He is good with knives and a kusarigama (I think?), it’s a long string/thin rope with a spike/knife on the end.

Basically the more lethal weapons that could be found in Crime Alley. He just never used them as Robin bc they were too dangerous.

To this day, he’s beaten the score but the old ones haven’t been beat. His Robin scare is 25000 but his Red Hood score is 75000.

Everyone tries to beat it but when they can’t, it’s suddenly not a competition anymore.

Then Bruce and Ollie getting over the top supportive to one up Hal. Yet, no matter what they do Hal is the better of the three and the thruople tell them as much.

Hal is proud of himself because he got Ollie and Bruce to agree on something, being better than him.

Dick: Uh, Tim, why do you have a gold sticker on your arm?

Tim: Jason’s handing them out.

Damian, showing his arm off proudly: I got the most.

Dick: Um, that’s nice?

Tim: We each get one every time we punch someone in the face on patrol.

Dick: Okay, less nice…

Steph: Jason decided the best way to show his displeasure towards Bruce was to be as petty as possible.

Tim: B said it wasn’t necessary to punch everyone we saw committing crime in the face.

Dick: A bit hypocritical, but continue.

Steph: Jason saw the opening.

Damian: And I won.

Don’t get me wrong, I love Red Hood and he is so cool in most comics he is in.

BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD QUIT MAKING HIM AN ANGRY AND BAD ROBIN. PLEASE. he wasn’t like that!

Him and Dick had a wonderful relationship! Dick GAVE HIM HIS OLD ROBIN COSTUME TO SHOW HE ACCEPTED HIM. They were brothers in every sense.

AND Jason was JUST AS HAPPY AS DICK WHEN HE WAS ROBIN. He wasn’t angry or over excessive til much later in his career, mostly towards the end.

STOP IR DC STOP IT

I was reading a fic where Jason died as Hood and a memorial was built. I really like this memorial idea and got to thinking what it would look like.

Obviously in crime alley bc duh, but nothing big or showy at all. His statue is his size and proportions, realistic and everything. Made of metal and in the middle of a broke. Fountain that was hollowed out and used as the base. It’d be placed inbetween buildings, maybe a back alley/dark area.

Really, think the statue from Arcane of that one guy (you know the one). Idk but that fits him. This, but smaller and less flourish.

Puts an item that someone needs, (tv remote, cups, glasses if they wear them) super high up where only he can get to until they apologize

Say what you want but König is a lovably petty person.

Had a fight with him? - He'll tightly screw shut all jars and put stuff on the highest shelf before waiting for you to ask him for help.

Guests in the house he doesn't like? - Watch him serve drinks in the most implausible cups just out of spite. Yes for sure, this tiny shot glass is for tea, Maria. Oh yes, that's my most favourite cup from the Team exercise 2012 & it absolutely works for this 8 course fancy dinner.

A new shitty commander on a power trip like a Chihuahua barking at a bigger dog? - He will stare. DOWN.

Someone unwilling to try pronouncing his name correctly? - That's okay, it's not like he can't put on his tickest german accent while pronouncing your name, huh?!

Speaking of accent, someone joking about his accented pronunciations? - He switches into another language AS IF THAT IS HARD.

And finally, regularly wears a"There are no Kangaroos in Austria" shirt.