Fiona (rubbing Her Head): Why Do I Drink When I Know How This Will End? I Didnt Do Anything Lame Did

Fiona (rubbing her head): Why do i drink when i know how this will end?  I didn’t do anything lame did i?

May: You hit on Marrow,

Fiona: Oh man i didn’t fuck a cop did i?

May: Umm...(Flashes back to last night)

Fiona: Hey! heeeey tall dark and smexy! i got(throws up in her mouth a little but swallows it back down) i got some holes you can bury that bone in!(vomits all over the table)

May: He was able to resist your wiles and be a gentleman.

Fiona: Good, I am totally out of his league anyway.

Broke: Illia is a useless lesbian,

Woke: Illia is a flirting machine who can and will hit on any woman she sees but they will never notice it,

Illia: You are beauty, you are grace, you can sit all over my face!

Blake: no that’s OK Illia their is plenty of seating,

Illia: Blake pls!

Ren thinks choosing freedom over safety is what got his parents killed, so of course he is a safety over freedom type, he’s LAWFUL Good,

So how are you coping with the fact that your boyfriend is a bootlicker now

Ren, my sweet boy, SHUT, and I say this with every bit of love in my body, THE FUCK UP

This isn’t like him, I don’t know what’s going on….

Me before Vol 7 Ch 8: Man fuck Whitley!

Me after Vol 7 ch 8: That poor baby, Weiss save your fucking brother!

I think we as a FNDM don’t appreciate enough that Salem considers taking away her companions to be a severe punishment for Cinder, meaning it’s very possible Cinder does care about Emmy and Merc,

In a Better World

Ruby: Hey Sis!

Cinder: Ruby! how is your first day at beacon going?

Ruby: Pretty good, just gotta find less big Sis, hey why are you here i thought you were on a Mission?

Cinder: there was a mixup and they sent us and team CFVY so it didn’t last very long.

Ruby: oh O...k......wait if your here that means....OH NO I NEED HI(Interrupted by having the wind knocked out of her from being glomped by Emerald,)

Emerald: OH MY GOSH LOOK AT YOU YOU ARE SOOOOO CUTE IN YOUR UNIFORM! AND I DIDN’T THINK YOU COULD BE MORE ADORABLE! (squeezes harder)

Ruby (Struggling to breath): Cinder help me!

Cinder (Just chuckles)