Fiona (rubbing Her Head): Why Do I Drink When I Know How This Will End? I Didnt Do Anything Lame Did

Fiona (rubbing her head): Why do i drink when i know how this will end?  I didn’t do anything lame did i?

May: You hit on Marrow,

Fiona: Oh man i didn’t fuck a cop did i?

May: Umm...(Flashes back to last night)

Fiona: Hey! heeeey tall dark and smexy! i got(throws up in her mouth a little but swallows it back down) i got some holes you can bury that bone in!(vomits all over the table)

May: He was able to resist your wiles and be a gentleman.

Fiona: Good, I am totally out of his league anyway.

I actually did start working on a deeper analysis of this about how Catra wants to be a front row strait a student admired and praised but because of her abuse can’t do it and instead retreats into her slacker punk goth persona as a defense, and how Glimmer wants to live up to the idealized image of her mother as this perfect almost godlike being, but in the end is just one Dramatic punchy girl,

But it got away from me and instead i got Glitra Pro Wrestling AU Manager/Talent to Face/Heel to tag team slow burn,

The reason why Glitra is so good is because at it's core, it's a prep/goth pairing

Highschool AU Scorpia pawning her late moms’s wedding rings for the money to take Catra out on a fancy date and then discovering that the entire thing including Scorpia’s first kiss was all part of a ploy to try and make Adora jealous,

Ren thinks choosing freedom over safety is what got his parents killed, so of course he is a safety over freedom type, he’s LAWFUL Good,

So how are you coping with the fact that your boyfriend is a bootlicker now

Ren, my sweet boy, SHUT, and I say this with every bit of love in my body, THE FUCK UP

This isn’t like him, I don’t know what’s going on….

Important reminder that  AJ Michalka‘s performance as Catra is absolutely stunning and should go down as a milestone in the art of voice acting

Broke: Illia is a useless lesbian,

Woke: Illia is a flirting machine who can and will hit on any woman she sees but they will never notice it,

Illia: You are beauty, you are grace, you can sit all over my face!

Blake: no that’s OK Illia their is plenty of seating,

Illia: Blake pls!