May Marigold - Tumblr Posts
Robyn (Dressed up in a santa suit): OK Elves check in!
May: Present!
Joanna: Here!
Robyn: and our reindeer?
(No Answer)
Robyn: Where is Fiona? we need to get these toys out to the kids!
(Fiona bursts into the room wearing a pair of antlers and a few straps of leather over her naughty bits with some jingle bells on them and a riding crop beween her teeth, which she spits out seeing everyone else’s decidedly non sexy out fits and bags of children’s toys)
Fiona: I think i may have misunderstood the nature of this evenings plans,
Fiona: Oh man my head! What happened last night?
May: You challenged yourself to out drink Elm from the ACEops.
Fiona: Did i win?
May: Oh honey no, she’s 4 times your mass, she was only half way through her first bottle before you were drunk off your ass.
Fiona: Crud, i didn’t embarrass myself did i?
Robyn (Holding up her scroll and projecting a video): No you were fucking adorable, you did karaoke!
Fiona (On stage last night): Arrrrrre ya goin to thcarborough fair! parthly thage rothmary and MEEEEE! (Breaks down into giggles and snorts)
Fiona (rubbing her head): Why do i drink when i know how this will end? I didn’t do anything lame did i?
May: You hit on Marrow,
Fiona: Oh man i didn’t fuck a cop did i?
May: Umm...(Flashes back to last night)
Fiona: Hey! heeeey tall dark and smexy! i got(throws up in her mouth a little but swallows it back down) i got some holes you can bury that bone in!(vomits all over the table)
May: He was able to resist your wiles and be a gentleman.
Fiona: Good, I am totally out of his league anyway.
Fiona: Open bar i will have my revenge!
May: Seriously how are you this much of a lightweight?
Fiona: I don’t know! so did i keep my dignity last night?
May: This time you hit on Winter Schnee so i would say no,
Robyn: I don’t know i think it went well,
(Last night)
Fiona: Heeey there!
Winter: Umm Hello?
Fiona: Your lucky your such a cutie or i would be mad at you,
Winter: For what?
Fiona (sending her contact info to Winter’s scroll): For screaming my name so lout tomorrow (Winks and walks away)
(Back in the present)
Fiona: Huh, well i (Interrupted by her scroll) I HAVE TO GO NOW!
May: What?
Fiona: That was Winter! she’s got a hotel room for us i need to go now! time to do to a Schnee what they have been doing to us for the last few generations!
May: But she’s a COP!
Fiona: A freaking hot cop i actually successfully hit on!
The old "Weiss has an arranged marriage" thing but it turns out to be May Merigold,
Weiss: I am not a piece of property to be negotiated over and offered up for some ridiculous archaic contract! (May kicks in the doors wearing a leather Jacket and combat boots with her ball gown) But i suppose it is my responsibility to put the family legacy ahead of my own wants and needs and traditions can be an important part of our cultural heritage.
Robyn: OK looks like they have a guard on the back entrance, we need to get him out of the way before we head in.
May: Don’t worry i got this!
(Walks up to the guard)
May: Hey there!
Guard: Well hay there to you too missy, Can i uh help you with something?
May: you sure can, FUCK FACSIT LIVES! (Throat punch)
Joanna: ...Why do we ever except her to do anything else?
tbh last one is only ruby b/c i believe she’d 1000% have a kirby appreciation account on tumblr. anyways, have pt10?????? of the rwby textpost series. we may be at 11 tho i am not sure anymore
"...because you did start something."
rooster teeth gave us an explicitly genderfluid main character in genlock and they’ve proven they’re capable of writing actual good lgbt representation, so all i’m saying is: give me an explicitly trans character in rwby. even if it’s not a main character, just DON’T let them be a one-off that’s immediately cast aside. there’s LITERALLY NOTHING stopping them from doing this and it would make me so happy. i will pay money for this. i’m not joking i will cry