The Ongoing Misadventures Of Drunk Fiona - Tumblr Posts

Fiona (rubbing her head): Why do i drink when i know how this will end?  I didn’t do anything lame did i?

May: You hit on Marrow,

Fiona: Oh man i didn’t fuck a cop did i?

May: Umm...(Flashes back to last night)

Fiona: Hey! heeeey tall dark and smexy! i got(throws up in her mouth a little but swallows it back down) i got some holes you can bury that bone in!(vomits all over the table)

May: He was able to resist your wiles and be a gentleman.

Fiona: Good, I am totally out of his league anyway.

Fiona: Open bar i will have my revenge!

May: Seriously how are you this much of a lightweight?

Fiona: I don’t know! so did i keep my dignity last night?

May: This time you hit on Winter Schnee so i would say no,

Robyn: I don’t know i think it went well,

(Last night)

Fiona: Heeey there!

Winter: Umm Hello?

Fiona: Your lucky your such a cutie or i would be mad at you,

Winter: For what?

Fiona (sending her contact info to Winter’s scroll): For screaming my name so lout tomorrow (Winks and walks away)

(Back in the present)

Fiona: Huh, well i (Interrupted by her scroll) I HAVE TO GO NOW!

May: What?

Fiona: That was Winter! she’s got a hotel room for us i need to go now! time to do to a Schnee what they have been doing to us for the last few generations!

May: But she’s a COP!

Fiona: A freaking hot cop i actually successfully hit on!