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Robyn (Dressed up in a santa suit): OK Elves check in!
May: Present!
Joanna: Here!
Robyn: and our reindeer?
(No Answer)
Robyn: Where is Fiona? we need to get these toys out to the kids!
(Fiona bursts into the room wearing a pair of antlers and a few straps of leather over her naughty bits with some jingle bells on them and a riding crop beween her teeth, which she spits out seeing everyone else’s decidedly non sexy out fits and bags of children’s toys)
Fiona: I think i may have misunderstood the nature of this evenings plans,
Fiona: Oh man my head! What happened last night?
May: You challenged yourself to out drink Elm from the ACEops.
Fiona: Did i win?
May: Oh honey no, she’s 4 times your mass, she was only half way through her first bottle before you were drunk off your ass.
Fiona: Crud, i didn’t embarrass myself did i?
Robyn (Holding up her scroll and projecting a video): No you were fucking adorable, you did karaoke!
Fiona (On stage last night): Arrrrrre ya goin to thcarborough fair! parthly thage rothmary and MEEEEE! (Breaks down into giggles and snorts)
Fiona (rubbing her head): Why do i drink when i know how this will end? I didn’t do anything lame did i?
May: You hit on Marrow,
Fiona: Oh man i didn’t fuck a cop did i?
May: Umm...(Flashes back to last night)
Fiona: Hey! heeeey tall dark and smexy! i got(throws up in her mouth a little but swallows it back down) i got some holes you can bury that bone in!(vomits all over the table)
May: He was able to resist your wiles and be a gentleman.
Fiona: Good, I am totally out of his league anyway.
Fiona: Open bar i will have my revenge!
May: Seriously how are you this much of a lightweight?
Fiona: I don’t know! so did i keep my dignity last night?
May: This time you hit on Winter Schnee so i would say no,
Robyn: I don’t know i think it went well,
(Last night)
Fiona: Heeey there!
Winter: Umm Hello?
Fiona: Your lucky your such a cutie or i would be mad at you,
Winter: For what?
Fiona (sending her contact info to Winter’s scroll): For screaming my name so lout tomorrow (Winks and walks away)
(Back in the present)
Fiona: Huh, well i (Interrupted by her scroll) I HAVE TO GO NOW!
May: What?
Fiona: That was Winter! she’s got a hotel room for us i need to go now! time to do to a Schnee what they have been doing to us for the last few generations!
May: But she’s a COP!
Fiona: A freaking hot cop i actually successfully hit on!
tbh last one is only ruby b/c i believe she’d 1000% have a kirby appreciation account on tumblr. anyways, have pt10?????? of the rwby textpost series. we may be at 11 tho i am not sure anymore
"...because you did start something."
These dorks have been in love since the Academy, you can’t convince me otherwise
Silver Shadow Ch 13
Silver's out of commission and Saber has to fight Marrow, Harriet, and Fiona by himself! How will he pull it off? Read and find out.
Silver Shadow Ch 17
WARNING mild gore
No au: Ruby, Velvet, Deery and Fiona having a competition to see who’s the cutest girl in all of Remnant and their judge is a dorky blond knight
The man himself had no idea what was going on. One moment he was happily having his nuggies, the next he was dropped into a chair.
He was to be judge to a contest of cutest girl.
"Why me?" He justifiably asked the assorted cuties.
"Because you know us all and have no biases!" Ruby declared triumphantly. "Even though you're definitely my bestie," she added with sugary sweetness.
"No cheating," Deery pouted adorably as she dragged the reapette off of him, blue eyes glimmering in the light. "We should all have a fair chance here."
"I- I'm hoping for your vote," Velvet mumbled shyly as she twirled her foot around, boring a bit of a hole in the ground. Her ears drooped a little, giving her a more adorable look.
Fiona, meanwhile, was blushing up a storm, her sheep ears wiggling as she shuffled around on the spot. "Um...your pick?"
This....was a hard decision.
"I'm going to need co-jurors!" But Jaune opted out.
"Nope." And foiled by Ruby!
"Dang it! I can't choose, okay?! You are all cute in your own special way! This isn't fair!"
His outburst was met with silence...and massive blushes.
Fiona: Hi, you must be Ruby.
Ruby: I must?
Fiona: You know, we have a friend in common... Jaune.
Ruby: How do you know Jaune?
Fiona: We're friends. Sometimes we run into one another in town, and we go get dinner after.
Ruby: Let me guess... He takes you to the library where your favorite books are in a high shelf?
Fiona: He does.
Ruby: Yeah, that'll stop. And dinner? Don't get used to it. *Chuckles before grabbing Fiona’s collar and pulls her in close with her silver eyes flaring up.* I've seen dozens of you. I've outlasted them... And I'll outlast you.
Fiona: 😨