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wait why does the alab experiment sound like a good story -✂️

LMAO it's stolen from gacha life tropes! I love gacha, man

(..should I remake my gacha blog..)

afab or amab

i'm alab experiment gone wrong. I have horns and wings and also I killed all the scientists except for my found family dad that I accidentally wounded and that was what made me snap out of it. duh

anyways my agab is nunya, and if you wanna inspect my body so you can guess, you can just ask your mom since she saw it up close and personal last night.

Friendly reminder AGAB is an event

happy disability pride month to people with vision impairments. nystagmus, strabismus, lazy eyes, low vision, etc! eye problems are so normalized to the point where able bodied people refuse to see people with vision impairments.

i cannot read even the largest letters without glasses. i can’t legally drive! i needed progressives at 17! i can’t open my bad eye outside at all anymore! i’m mad! i’m done with being ignored!

It's finally sunk in to namida's brain that that we're too old to get our shoes tied by other people and this is the worst fucking day of his life apparently??

-- 🧃

(also why doesn't namida know how to tie shoes..??)

I use tone indicators both because my friends can't tell tone well, and because if I don't use them I'm going to immediately forget what tone I was using. Like literally five seconds later I will forget my own tone. I would not be able to COMMUNICATE AT ALL without tone tags man

"Tone indicators are useless, I can already tell what tone people are using lol."

Have you considered that maybe... Just maybe... That's because they're not for you specifically?

Lets all murdee your grandma?

yippe!!!

whoever this person is I want you to know you a real one 🔥

Hey kid, idk if you have a space to be queer offline so I'm not gonna pretend like you can just log off but Id really recommend turning off anon to lower the death threats. Also, I know that you are currently learning about a lot of horrible injustices and you feel like you have to act in some way, fight the good fight and all that, but I promise you that your health is more important than these arguments right now. You are in a very sensitive time in your life and the last thing you need is to burn yourself out. Take some time to curate your online experience, block things that make you upset, and try to find some friends who are kind to you. Be safe, ok?

thank you

ohh! may i please have ✂️ as a signoff?

YESSS!!!!!

youre my best friend too.. (ive been mutiple anons with no emoji sign off)

YAYYY you can have a signoff if you want :33

and… FOR JUST THE COST OF $0 (no fees or taxes!)

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! (<- has no money)

i have no idea who the Anon always in my inbox is but I want you to know you're one of my best friends

what if… i.. kill your grandma..

YES!! YESSSSSSS!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

i have a business proposal

yes?

i need someone to offer to kill my grandma please

too scary!!! ahhhh!!!!!!

RAHHHHHHHH

very evil and scary!! ahh!!!

yesssss....YESSSSSSSS! MUAUCJSHDHSHHHAHHAA

can everyone tell me how evil and scary I am (this is for gender reasons)

do any of you guys know crown by stormzy

grew up on that

haii just a small little post

i made a shaped flag resources thingy with a req form on it!! feel free to req something and ill get to them asap :3

link here!!

I'm ashamed to post this since I've always been taught it's a shameful thing to beg for money, but I'm at that point.

I'm looking for a second job as we speak, and all the money I currently have goes toward buying the most basic essentials for the house; bills and food are barely being cared for.

The more pressing issue is my state has been under a heatwave for a few weeks now with no signs of stopping, and as such, our one air conditioner has stopped working due to overuse. Its been high 90s all week and the heat index makes it feel hotter. On top of that, my job as my disabled and elderly mother's caregiver means I'm willing to do anything to keep her and my family cool and healthy, even if it's embarrassing.

I'm trying to get $135 dollars together to buy a replacement air conditioner. I'm willing write short stories, headcanons, one shots, or imagines with your favorite slashers or creepypastas as repayment for every $10 dollar donation. This is the cheapest air conditioner I could find that would fit in our window.

If you have the ability to donate, please do, and if not, PLEASE reblog to spread the message. I appreciate your time reading this, and I thank you for reblogging.

(tagged by @/diseasedflesh, I just deleted reblogs to make it short)

Diet Culture by Brye!

@phantasverie @winecovered @ender-afton @ragemachinery @ubelaces @lesbian-aurora @sanguinaryfreaks @delphientropy @delightfulweepingwillows @syswithmanynames @muttfail @carrdboard @smilepilled @celestiasystem

And any others! :3

ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

please please go infodump in my inbox or dms. this is an open invitation to talk as much as you like. i am actively encouraging you to talk to me as much as you want without letting me talk. i may never respond but i will read every single word.

Are you guys good?

we're alive at least!

They're not letting me have my phone except for class can someone fucking kill me??? Please