That Look That You Give Your Friend When You Both See Something Disgusting And Search Each Other's Eyes

That look™ that you give your friend when you both see something disgusting and search each other's eyes for that oh-that-really-just-happend thing

Today my crush asked me

Do you love me? And I'm like yeah and she's like do you love me the best..?? And I'm like of course (well duh she's so incredible and cute!!!<3) and she's like awww and I smile for one second until I realize wait that ain't something she'd say if she was gay and then I got sad

Imma go to flight training learn how to fly and become a pilot just to know why the fuck we need to keep the window shades up during liftoff and landing

You Know what I think I'm genuinely surprised we're still coin tossing instead of bottle flipping

Am I not supposed to?

Gen Z culture is assuming everyone in any media is some form of LGBTQ+ until proven wrong

Gay people in the closet don't you ever get this sudden urge to say something like my future wife will be... (if you're a girl) or like if I ever date anyone he will... (If you're a boy) and like out yourself but say screw it and just blurt it out, mic drop, leave the room and never look back