Diversion Tactics

Diversion Tactics

Kunikida: Ranpo, please focus. We have a case to solve. Ranpo: Fine, fine. What’s the problem? Kunikida: Someone stole a priceless painting from the museum last night. Ranpo: And? Kunikida: And we need to find out who did it and how they escaped. Ranpo: Oh, that’s easy. It was me. Kunikida: What?! Ranpo: Just kidding. Or am I? Kunikida: Ranpo!

Language Barriers

Lucy: Lockwood, what are you doing? Lockwood: I’m trying to communicate with the ghost. Lucy: How? Lockwood: By using Morse code. Lucy: Morse code? With what? Lockwood: With this flashlight. Lucy: And what are you saying to it? Lockwood: I’m asking it to leave us alone. Lucy: And how is that working out for you? Lockwood: Well, it hasn’t replied yet, so I’m guessing it’s either confused or offended. Lucy: Or maybe it’s just ignoring you because you’re being ridiculous. Lockwood: No, no, I’m sure it’s listening. Look, I’ll try again. *flashes the flashlight repeatedly* Ghost: *flashes back* Lockwood: See? It responded! Lucy: What did it say? Lockwood: I don’t know, I don’t speak Morse code.

Leo has a surprise! pt1

Leo: Hey, guys, I have a surprise for you. Piper: What is it, Leo? Leo: I made a new invention. It’s called the Leo-nator. Jason: The Leo-nator? What does it do? Leo: It does everything. It can fly, shoot lasers, play music, make popcorn, and more. It’s the ultimate machine. Frank: Wow, Leo, that sounds amazing. Hazel: Yeah, Leo, that sounds awesome. Leo: Thanks, guys. Do you want to see it in action? Piper: Sure, Leo, show us what it can do. Leo: Okay, follow me. *leads them to a large metal contraption*  Jason: Is that the Leo-nator? Leo: Yep. Isn’t it beautiful? Frank: Um…Leo…it looks like a giant trash can with wings and wires. Hazel: And it smells like burnt rubber and gasoline. Leo: Don’t worry about that. That’s just the aroma of genius. Now watch this. presses a button  Leo-nator: *explodes*

“I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.”

-Mitch Hedburg

Shits

​​Lockwood: *Is a skilled shit*

Lucy: *Is an angry shit*

George: *Is a smart shit*

Skull:*Doesn't give a shit*

It came in like a wreaaaking ballll