Kill Him With Cuteness, Kyouka. Or Stab Him, That Works Too.

Kill him with cuteness, Kyouka. Or stab him, that works too.

Kyouka: Can I have a cookie? Kenji: Sure, here you go. Kyouka: Thank you. Kenji: You’re welcome. Kyouka: Can I have another cookie? Kenji: Sure, here you go. Kyouka: Thank you. Kenji: You’re welcome. Kyouka: Can I have all the cookies? Kenji: …No, that’s not fair to the others. Kyouka: *pulls out knife*  Kenji: …Okay, take them all.

They're so freaking cute.

Akutagawa: I hate you. Atsushi: I hate you too. Akutagawa: You’re weak. Atsushi: You’re arrogant. Akutagawa: You’re annoying. Atsushi: You’re infuriating. Akutagawa: You’re cute. Atsushi: You’re… wait, what?

Chaos, ACTIVATE

Ranpo: I have a brilliant idea. Yosano: Oh no. Ranpo: Hear me out. It’s a game show where we swap the abilities of the Agency and the Mafia members and see what happens. Yosano: Oh hell no.

Kenji, peeling a banana: “May I take your jacket, sir? Hahahaha.” Kyouka: “Do you think other people can’t hear you?”

I mean its true.¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

Fukuzawa: I’m proud of you all. You’ve done a great job today. Ranpo: Thanks, dad. Fukuzawa: Don’t call me that. Ranpo: Okay, daddy. Fukuzawa: Stop it.

The cat (again)

Akutagawa: Atsushi, I need your help. Atsushi: What? Why? How did you get my number? Akutagawa: Never mind that. Listen, I’m in a bit of a situation here. Atsushi: What kind of situation? Akutagawa: Well, you see, I accidentally adopted a cat. Atsushi: You what? Akutagawa: Don’t judge me. It was cute and fluffy and it followed me home. But now I don’t know what to do with it. It keeps scratching me and making weird noises. Atsushi: And you want me to help you with that? Akutagawa: Yes, please. You’re good with animals, right? You have that white tiger thing. Atsushi: That’s not a pet, that’s my ability. Akutagawa: Whatever. Just come over and help me. Please. Atsushi: Fine, fine. I’ll be there in a few minutes. But don’t expect me to be nice to you. Akutagawa: Thank you, Atsushi. You’re a lifesaver. Atsushi: Don’t mention it. Literally, don’t ever mention this to anyone.