Ranpo Is On A Murder Spree, Of Other People's Self Worth, That Is.

Ranpo is on a murder spree, of other people's self worth, that is.

Naomi: I’m totally useless. Ranpo: You’re not totally useless. Ranpo: You can be used as a bad example.

I fucking hope so

next chapter Dazai is going to pull some shit like “oh I actually installed a metal plate under my forehead years ago for this exact situation!”

Some more shenanigans which don't involve the murder of a significant other. Looking at you, Chuuya.

Dazai, being robbed: Please! Have mercy! I have a family! A wife and kids… a dog… Chuuya: Literally none of that is true, Dazai. Dazai: Okay, but I’m sexy! That’s gotta count for something, right?

The simps be raging.

Kunikida: You know, Dazai, you are the sun in my life. Dazai: Why? Cause I'm smoking hot? Kunikida: Because it hurts my eyes looking at you.

agreed

WHOEVER said that vampire!chuuya looks like verlaine im in your walls

And then she wonders why she can't cook.

Kyouka: I’m sorry, I don’t know how to cook. Atsushi: It’s okay, I can teach you. Kyouka: Really? Thank you, Atsushi-san. Atsushi: No problem. Let’s start with something simple, like scrambled eggs. Kyouka: Okay. How do I make them? Atsushi: Well, first you need to crack some eggs in a bowl and whisk them with a fork. Kyouka: Like this? *pulls out a knife and stabs the eggs* Atsushi: No, no, no! Not like that!