Ranpo Is A Savage

Ranpo is a savage

Ranpo: I’m bored. Let’s play a game. Poe: Okay, what game do you want to play? Ranpo: How about we take turns saying facts and the other person has to guess if they’re true or false? Poe: Sure, sounds fun. You go first. Ranpo: Okay, fact number one: You’re adopted.

IS THAT A MAN BUN.

ASOYNCAUYBOCUYA

But then everyone turns into a vampire and Aya does a Dazai.

Akutagawa: I hate you, Atsushi. You’re weak, pathetic, and useless. You don’t deserve to live. Atsushi: I hate you too, Akutagawa. You’re cruel, arrogant, and violent. You don’t deserve to be happy. Akutagawa: Then why do I feel this way when I see you? Atsushi: Why do I feel this way when I touch you? Akutagawa: Maybe we should kiss and find out. Atsushi: Maybe we should.

ASAGIRI. I WAKE UP AT 11PM 3RD SEPTEMBER AND YOU GIVE ME THIS.

Whyyyyy

What have we done to deserve this.

What

Anyway.

RIP EVERYBODY.

Have some Ranpoe whilst recovering

Poe: Hello Ranpo,dear

Ranpo: ...

Yosano, speaking into a mike: And there you have it, folks, the closet is non existent.

Ranpo is mean to everyone.

Kajii: Ranpo told me that the best place for my experiments was the bathroom. Kajii: I now realise that that was NOT a compliment