Theory (yes Again)

Theory (yes again)

I'm crazy, so I shall force this upon thee.

Dracula - Bram Stoker

Count Dracula - Fukuchi/ Fyodor

Jonathan Harker - Dazai

Mina Harker - Chuuya - sweet innocent maiden who gets harmed by Fukuchi and is manipulated and gets bad dreams

Quincey - Atsushi - dies fighting Fukuchi/ Fyodor, tries to keep Akutagawa alive. Got rejected by Akutagawa but still loves him

Renfield - Nikolai - Attempts to gain immorality by eating insects (Fyodor wannabe essentially)

John Seward - Sigma - Nikolai's doctor, extremely very confused

Lucy Westerna - Akutagawa - Turns into a vampire and has to be killed

Brides of Dracula - The Hunting Dogs - 'Vampires' only obey Fukuchi.

i hope whoever wrote this is doing okay after this last episode

Death Stray Dogs chaos

Dazai and Chuuya, watching Death Note: Mori looks like Ryuk Fyodor, outside the window: I SHALL BE THE GOD OF THIS NEW WORLD. Dazai, later, stealing Ranpoe's chips: ILL TAKE A POTATO CHIP, AND EAT IT Kunikida: Well what the fucking else were you going to do to it? Ranpo: I burn more calories than any of you, using just my brain. Yosano: Are you calling me stupid? Dazai: Chainsaw man gonna turn into Chainsaw Lady. Kyouka: Someone take away Dazai's Crunchyroll privileges. Kunikida, on the phone with Katai: Already on it. Ranpo: OOH. He's on speed dial

I am sobbing because I read one of the best soukoku fanfics ever and then Asagiri is throwing darts at photos of everybody we love and the Twilight Finale/Goodbye is coming out soon and I am looking forward to Monday, but also hella scared.

I'm convinced the only reason for the sensual biting of Atsushi's neck was a mike test. Asagiri looked over here and saw us all acting like fandom crazed idiots and went, 'Your wish shall be fulfilled but in the shittiest way ever, anyway, Blow up the tag if you like this'

I swear the next chapter will be something dumb like a beach reunion or Atsushi dying Akutagawa's hair blue.

It was actually a surprise for Chuuya.

Dazai: Chuuya, I need your help. Chuuya: What is it this time? Dazai: I accidentally adopted a cat. Chuuya: How do you accidentally adopt a cat? Dazai: Well, I was walking by the pet store and I saw this cute little kitten in the window and it looked so lonely and sad and I couldn’t resist and I went inside and asked if I could hold it and then the next thing I knew I was signing some papers and paying some money and now I have a cat. Chuuya: … Dazai: Please don’t be mad at me. Chuuya: I’m not mad at you, I’m mad at the pet store. How could they let you adopt a cat? You can barely take care of yourself! Dazai: Hey, that’s not true! I can take care of myself and the cat! Chuuya: Oh really? What’s its name? Dazai: Um… Chuuya: You don’t even know its name? Dazai: Well, no, but… Chuuya: Give me the cat. You’re not fit to be a parent.