Kenji These Days Scares Me. He's All 'I Looove Cows' And Then He's Like 'Yes I Am The Re-incarnation

Kenji these days scares me. He's all 'I looove cows' and then he's like 'Yes I am the re-incarnation of a fearsome demon, and I will eat you and your whole family' to back to 'OMG I LOOOOVE KYOUKA'

wait shouldn't have said that

twilight farewell is a refence to the movie twilight and its atsushi living his best life with his vampire boyfriend

I am sobbing because I read one of the best soukoku fanfics ever and then Asagiri is throwing darts at photos of everybody we love and the Twilight Finale/Goodbye is coming out soon and I am looking forward to Monday, but also hella scared.

Role Reversal

Dazai: Chuuya, I have a confession to make. Chuuya: What is it now? Dazai: I’m actually a vampire. Chuuya: … Dazai: And you’re my mate. Chuuya: … Dazai: And we have to kiss to seal the bond. Chuuya: *punches Dazai in the face*  Dazai: Ow! Why did you do that? Chuuya: Because you’re an idiot and a liar! Dazai: But I’m not lying! Look, I have fangs! Chuuya: Those are fake, you moron! You bought them from a Halloween store! Dazai: No, they’re real! Here, let me show you! Chuuya: Get away from me, you creep!

A theory on the Upcoming Episode

The next episode Bones is releasing is called 'Twilight Finale'

Lets break this down:

Twilight

Theory 1 - In the early chapters of the manga and episodes of the anime, the Armed Detective Agency are the peacekeepers of the Twilight - a time when the Government and the Port Mafia do not operate. The use of the word 'Twilight' suggests that this may be about the Armed Detective Agency.

Theory 2 - The franchise 'Twilight' is a gothic franchise about vampires, werewolves and romance. If we say the Armed Detective Agency are the 'Vampires' and the Hunting Dogs are the 'Werewolves' it fits rather nicely, considering in the 'Twilight' franchise they do have a war. (You can tell how little I know about Twilight lol)

Finale

Theory 1 - This could mean that this would be the last episode of Bungou Stray Dogs. The Last One. EVER.

Theory 2 - This could simply mean that this will be the last episode of season 5

Theory 3 - The author Dazai Osamu's last book was titled 'Goodbye'. The poet, Nakahara Chuuya, has a poem called, 'Autumn Song' which references a dying man who acts like all hope is lost for him. Do what you will with this information.

Theory 4 - This is the last episode Bones will make because they are very broke because they spent all their money on old man yaoi.