Nico : 2 Frenz

Nico : 2 frenz

Nico: I don’t need friends. I have the dead. Will: That’s not healthy, Nico. You need to socialize with living people. Nico: Fine. I have you. Will: Aww, that’s sweet. And who else? Nico: No one else. Will: Nico, that’s not enough. You need more friends. Nico: Fine. I have you and the dead.

Sickzai

Chuuya: Dazai, where are you? We have a mission to do. Dazai: Sorry, Chuuya. I can’t come. I’m sick. Chuuya: Sick? What kind of sick? Dazai: The kind of sick that makes you cough, sneeze, and have a fever. Chuuya: Oh, you mean a cold? Dazai: No, I mean a terminal illness. Chuuya: Don’t be dramatic, Dazai. It’s just a cold. Take some medicine and get over it. Dazai: No, Chuuya. It’s too late for me. I’m dying. Tell everyone I love them. Especially you. Chuuya: Dazai, stop being ridiculous. You’re not dying. You’re just trying to get out of work. Dazai: No, Chuuya. I’m serious. This is the end. Goodbye, my love. Chuuya: Dazai, don’t you dare hang up on me. Dazai? Dazai!

The sequel to 'The tables got defenestrated'

Fyodor: Greetings, Nakahara-san. I’ve been looking forward to meeting you. Chuuya: The feeling is not mutual, you psycho. Fyodor: Oh, don’t be so rude. We have so much in common, you and I. Chuuya: Like what? Fyodor: We both love Dazai. Chuuya: What? No, we don’t. I hate that bastard. Fyodor: Really? Then why do you wear his hat?

On today's Shin Soukoku shenanigans

Akutagawa: I hate you, Nakajima. Atsushi: I hate you too, Akutagawa. Akutagawa: You’re weak, pathetic, and useless. Atsushi: You’re cruel, arrogant, and ruthless. Akutagawa: You’re a waste of space and oxygen. Atsushi: You’re a menace to society and humanity. Akutagawa: You’re the worst thing that ever happened to me. Atsushi: You’re the best thing that ever happened to me. Akutagawa: Wait, what? Atsushi: What?

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe

Kirishima: Hey, Bakugo, can I ask you something?

Bakugo: What?

Kirishima: Do you ever smile?

Bakugo: Of course I do.

Kirishima: Really? When?

Bakugo: When I see you suffer.

Kirishima: …

Bakugo: I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I smile when I see you happy.

Kirishima: …

Bakugo: Please don’t cry.