Ouch.

Ouch.

Yosano: How do you feel? Naomi: I feel like I’m dying. Yosano: Don’t worry, you’re not dying. You’re just in pain. Naomi: What’s the difference? Yosano: Dying is permanent. Pain is temporary. Naomi: How temporary? Yosano: Until I heal you. Naomi: How long will that take? Yosano: As long as it takes.

*Mic Drop*

Fyodor: I have a gift for you, Dazai. Dazai: Really? What is it? Fyodor: It’s a book. It’s called Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoyevsky. Dazai: Oh, how thoughtful of you. Is it your favorite book? Fyodor: No, it’s my autobiography.

And several other things

Percy: I’m not afraid of anything. Annabeth: Really? What about spiders? Percy: Okay, I’m afraid of one thing. Annabeth: And sharks? Percy: Two things. Annabeth: And heights? Percy: Three things. Annabeth: And needles? Percy: Four things. Annabeth: And clowns? Percy: Five things. Annabeth: And commitment? Percy: Hey!

Nico : 2 frenz

Nico: I don’t need friends. I have the dead. Will: That’s not healthy, Nico. You need to socialize with living people. Nico: Fine. I have you. Will: Aww, that’s sweet. And who else? Nico: No one else. Will: Nico, that’s not enough. You need more friends. Nico: Fine. I have you and the dead.

Meanwhile, in an alternate universe

Kirishima: Hey, Bakugo, can I ask you something?

Bakugo: What?

Kirishima: Do you ever smile?

Bakugo: Of course I do.

Kirishima: Really? When?

Bakugo: When I see you suffer.

Kirishima: …

Bakugo: I’m kidding, I’m kidding. I smile when I see you happy.

Kirishima: …

Bakugo: Please don’t cry.