Kunikida Is Unhappy, To Say The Least

Kunikida is unhappy, to say the least

Kunikida: Ranpo, please focus. We have a case to solve. Ranpo: Fine, fine. But first, can you answer me this: If you had to choose between saving a drowning puppy or a drowning Dazai, what kind of sandwich would you make?

Gayzai

Mori: Dazai, I have a proposition for you. Dazai: I’m listening. Mori: How would you like to join me as my right-hand man? Together, we can rule the underworld with an iron fist. You’ll have everything you ever wanted. Power, money, fame, women… Dazai: Tempting, but no thanks. Mori: Why not? Dazai: Because I already have everything I ever wanted. Mori: And what is that? Dazai: Chuuya.

Nico : 2 frenz

Nico: I don’t need friends. I have the dead. Will: That’s not healthy, Nico. You need to socialize with living people. Nico: Fine. I have you. Will: Aww, that’s sweet. And who else? Nico: No one else. Will: Nico, that’s not enough. You need more friends. Nico: Fine. I have you and the dead.

They got that Eloi-ness now.

I love that the memes and style of posting Redditors are bringing over are very Tumblr-esque but they're not quite the same, with just enough distinction they have an ever so slight different vibe to them.

It's like convergent evolution where we've both got wings but one's leathery, the other feathery, or we're both large aquatic swimmers but one has gills, the other a blowhole, and we inhabit slightly different but potentially overlapping niches.

Twitter users on the other hand evolved from us after leaving the population and are now unrecognisable.

The sequel to 'The tables got defenestrated'

Fyodor: Greetings, Nakahara-san. I’ve been looking forward to meeting you. Chuuya: The feeling is not mutual, you psycho. Fyodor: Oh, don’t be so rude. We have so much in common, you and I. Chuuya: Like what? Fyodor: We both love Dazai. Chuuya: What? No, we don’t. I hate that bastard. Fyodor: Really? Then why do you wear his hat?