Soulmate AU Be Like

Soulmate AU be like

Chuuya: Dazai, I swear to God, if you don’t stop annoying me, I’ll kill you. Dazai: You can’t kill me, Chuuya. We’re soulmates. Chuuya: Soulmates? What are you talking about? Dazai: Don’t you remember? We made a pact when we were kids. We promised to die together. Chuuya: That was not a pact, that was a suicide note. And I didn’t sign it, you forged my signature.

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Bakugou: Deku, you’re so weak and pathetic. You don’t deserve to be a hero. Midoriya: Bakugou, you’re so angry and rude. You don’t deserve to be a human. Bakugou: What did you say to me, you damn nerd? Midoriya: I said you’re a meanie.

Bakugou is Gordon Ramsay

Kirishima: Bakugou, you’re so cool and manly. How do you do it? Bakugou: It’s simple, Kirishima. I just follow three rules: One, never smile. Two, never cry. Three, never apologize. Kirishima: Wow, that’s amazing. Can I try it? Bakugou: Sure, go ahead. Kirishima: Okay. Hey, Midoriya, you’re a loser and I hate you. Midoriya: What? Kirishima, why would you say that? Kirishima: Oh no, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it, please don’t cry. Bakugou: You failed.

#annoyed

Yaoyorozu: Jirou, can you teach me how to play the guitar? Jirou: Sure, Yaoyorozu. It’s not that hard. You just need to know the chords and the strumming patterns. Yaoyorozu: Okay, let me try. *plays a flawless rendition of Stairway to Heaven* Jirou: … Yaoyorozu: How was that? Jirou: I hate you.

Atsu-sass

Akutagawa: You’re weak, Nakajima. You can’t even control your own ability. Atsushi: You’re wrong, Akutagawa. I can control it. Watch this. Akutagawa: What are you doing? Atsushi: I’m turning into a tiger. Akutagawa: That’s not control. That’s just transformation. Atsushi: Well, it’s better than nothing.