Truly Hope This Is A Joke.

Truly hope this is a joke.

Mori: I have gathered you all here today to announce some important news. Fukuzawa: What is it, Mori? Have you finally decided to surrender to us? Mori: No, no, nothing like that. I just wanted to say that I’m pregnant. Fukuzawa: … Mori: And the father is… Dazai: Me! Chuuya: What?! Akutagawa: How?! Atsushi: Why?!

Atsu-sass

Akutagawa: You’re weak, Nakajima. You can’t even control your own ability. Atsushi: You’re wrong, Akutagawa. I can control it. Watch this. Akutagawa: What are you doing? Atsushi: I’m turning into a tiger. Akutagawa: That’s not control. That’s just transformation. Atsushi: Well, it’s better than nothing.

These two are dating.

Kaminari: Hey, guys, I have a joke for you. Sero: Okay, let’s hear it. Kaminari: What do you call a fish with two knees? Sero: I don’t know, what? Kaminari: A tunee fish. Sero: … Kaminari: Get it? Tunee fish. Like tuna fish, but with knees. Sero: … Kaminari: Come on, that was funny. Sero: No, it wasn’t. It was lame and stupid. Kaminari: You’re lame and stupid.

Kyoka cuts Cake

Yosano: So, you’re the new member of the Armed Detective Agency. What’s your name and ability? Kyoka: I’m Izumi Kyoka, and my ability is Demon Snow. Yosano: Demon Snow? What does it do? Kyoka: It allows me to control a cursed sword that can kill anything it touches. Yosano: Wow, that’s amazing. And what do you use it for? Kyoka: Mostly for cutting cake.

They're gay your honour

Kyouka: Dazai-san, can I ask you something? Dazai: Of course, Kyouka-chan. What is it? Kyouka: How do you know if you’re in love with someone? Dazai: Well, that’s a difficult question. There are many signs of love, but the most obvious one is when you want to spend every moment with that person, when you can’t stop thinking about them, when you feel happy just by seeing their smile, when you want to protect them from any harm, when you’re willing to sacrifice anything for them, when you feel a connection that transcends words, when you… Kyouka: Dazai-san, are you in love with Chuuya-san? Dazai: What? No! Of course not! How did you get that idea? Kyouka: You just described him perfectly. Dazai: …

Leo has a surprise! pt2

Leo: Hey, guys, guess what? I made a new friend. Piper: Really? Who is it, Leo? Leo: His name is Festus. He’s a dragon. Jason: A dragon? Where did you find a dragon? Leo: In the woods. He was just lying there, all rusty and broken. So I fixed him up and gave him a name. And now he’s my buddy. Frank: Leo, are you sure that’s a good idea? Dragons are dangerous creatures. They can breathe fire and fly and eat people. Leo: Nah, Festus is harmless. He’s a metal dragon. He doesn’t breathe fire or eat people. He just likes to fly and play and cuddle. Hazel: Cuddle? You cuddle with a dragon? Leo: Yeah, why not? He’s very warm and cozy. And he purrs like a kitten when I scratch his belly. Piper: Leo, that’s adorable. Jason: Leo, that’s insane.