He Aint Lying Tho

He aint lying tho

Ranpo: I’m the smartest person in this room. Yosano: You’re the only person in this room. Ranpo: And your point is? Yosano: Never mind.

Gosh

Ango: Dazai, I need your help. Dazai: Ango, long time no see. How have you been? Ango: Cut the crap, Dazai. This is serious. Dazai: What is it? Did you get into trouble with the government again? Ango: No, worse. I have a date tonight and I don’t know what to do. Dazai: A date? With who? Ango: With… with Oda’s sister.

Animals

Tsuyu: Ribbit. Tokoyami: Caw. Tsuyu: Ribbit. Tokoyami: Caw. Tsuyu and Tokoyami: *continue to communicate in animal noises*  Koda: *understands* Everyone else:*confused and scared*

I ship

Kaminari: Hey, Jiro, can you help me with this math problem? Jiro: Sure, what is it? Kaminari: If I have 10 apples and you have 7 oranges, how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Jiro: What? That doesn’t make any sense. Kaminari: Yeah, I know. I just wanted to talk to you.

True tho

All Might: Young Midoriya, you have inherited my power and my legacy. You are the next symbol of peace. Midoriya: Thank you, All Might. I will do my best to live up to your expectations. All Might: And one more thing… Midoriya: Yes? All Might: Can you please stop breaking your bones? It’s very painful to watch.

Burnnn...

Todoroki: What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream? Yaoyorozu: I like vanilla. Todoroki: *visible disappointment*  Yaoyorozu: What? What’s wrong with vanilla? Todoroki: It’s boring. Like you.