He Aint Lying Tho

He aint lying tho

Ranpo: I’m the smartest person in this room. Yosano: You’re the only person in this room. Ranpo: And your point is? Yosano: Never mind.

Offer Declined

Fukuzawa: I’m proud of you, Dazai. You’ve grown so much since you joined the Agency. Dazai: Thank you, sensei. That means a lot to me. F ukuzawa: You’re welcome. Now, please stop trying to kill yourself. Dazai: I’ll think about it.

#cursed

Tanizaki: Naomi, can you please stop reading my diary? Naomi: No, I can’t. It’s too interesting. Tanizaki: It’s not interesting, it’s private. Naomi: But it’s full of juicy secrets and embarrassing confessions. Tanizaki: Like what? Naomi: Like how you have a crush on Kunikida-senpai.

Rookie Mistake

Chuuya: Hey, Dazai, do you want to hear a joke? Dazai: Sure, why not? Chuuya: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dazai: Fsh. Chuuya: … Dazai: … Chuuya: How did you know that? Dazai: I’ve heard it before. Chuuya: From who? Dazai: From you. You told me the same joke last week.

Burnnn...

Todoroki: What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream? Yaoyorozu: I like vanilla. Todoroki: *visible disappointment*  Yaoyorozu: What? What’s wrong with vanilla? Todoroki: It’s boring. Like you.

Savage, young, Midoriya

Bakugo: I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to be number one! Midoriya: That’s funny, because you’re not even in the top three. Bakugo: *explodes*