Burnnn...

Burnnn...

Todoroki: What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream? Yaoyorozu: I like vanilla. Todoroki: *visible disappointment*  Yaoyorozu: What? What’s wrong with vanilla? Todoroki: It’s boring. Like you.

Gosh

Ango: Dazai, I need your help. Dazai: Ango, long time no see. How have you been? Ango: Cut the crap, Dazai. This is serious. Dazai: What is it? Did you get into trouble with the government again? Ango: No, worse. I have a date tonight and I don’t know what to do. Dazai: A date? With who? Ango: With… with Oda’s sister.

I mean, why?

Dazai: I’m not a bad person. I’m just misunderstood. Kunikida: You tried to blow up the office yesterday. Dazai: Misunderstood.

Shin Soukoku 4 ever

Higuchi: Akutagawa-san, can I ask you something? Akutagawa: What is it, Higuchi? Higuchi: Do you… do you like me? Akutagawa: … Higuchi: I mean, as a partner, as a subordinate, as a friend… Akutagawa: … Higuchi: Or maybe… as something more? Akutagawa: … Higuchi: Please say something, Akutagawa-san! Akutagawa: *sneezes*

Kenji has joined Ranpo

Kenji: I’m hungry, let’s go eat something. Kunikida: Okay, what do you want to eat? Kenji: Anything is fine, as long as it’s cheap and tasty. Kunikida: How about ramen? Kenji: Perfect! Kunikida: Great, let’s go then. Kenji: Wait, I have a better idea. Kunikida: What is it? Kenji: Let’s go rob a bank and then eat ramen. Kunikida: What?!

Kunikida has been replaced with poor Yosano

Ranpo: I’m a genius, and you’re all idiots. Yosano: That’s not very nice. Ranpo: Fine, fine. I’m a genius, and you’re all slightly less intelligent than me. Yosano: That’s not much better.