Burnnn...

Burnnn...

Todoroki: What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream? Yaoyorozu: I like vanilla. Todoroki: *visible disappointment*  Yaoyorozu: What? What’s wrong with vanilla? Todoroki: It’s boring. Like you.

Oda's rolling in his grave

Fukuzawa: I’m proud of you all. You’ve done a great job today. Dazai: Thank you, dad. Fukuzawa: I’m not your dad. Dazai: But you’re like a dad to me. Fukuzawa: … Dazai: … Fukuzawa: Don’t call me dad.

More mucking about

Akutagawa: You’re weak, Nakajima. You don’t deserve Dazai’s attention. Atsushi: And you do? You’re just a violent, unstable, and insecure maniac. Akutagawa: How dare you insult me?! Atsushi: How dare you insult me?! Dazai: How cute, they’re bonding.

#cursed

Tanizaki: Naomi, can you please stop reading my diary? Naomi: No, I can’t. It’s too interesting. Tanizaki: It’s not interesting, it’s private. Naomi: But it’s full of juicy secrets and embarrassing confessions. Tanizaki: Like what? Naomi: Like how you have a crush on Kunikida-senpai.

I ship

Kaminari: Hey, Jiro, can you help me with this math problem? Jiro: Sure, what is it? Kaminari: If I have 10 apples and you have 7 oranges, how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Jiro: What? That doesn’t make any sense. Kaminari: Yeah, I know. I just wanted to talk to you.

Offer Declined

Fukuzawa: I’m proud of you, Dazai. You’ve grown so much since you joined the Agency. Dazai: Thank you, sensei. That means a lot to me. F ukuzawa: You’re welcome. Now, please stop trying to kill yourself. Dazai: I’ll think about it.