I Ship

I ship

Kaminari: Hey, Jiro, can you help me with this math problem? Jiro: Sure, what is it? Kaminari: If I have 10 apples and you have 7 oranges, how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Jiro: What? That doesn’t make any sense. Kaminari: Yeah, I know. I just wanted to talk to you.

Leo has a surprise! pt3

Leo: Hey, guys, I have another surprise for you. Piper: Oh no, not again. Leo, what did you do this time? Leo: Nothing bad, I promise. I just made a new friend. Jason: Another friend? Who is it this time? Leo: His name is Bob. He’s a cyclops. Frank: A cyclops? Where did you find a cyclops? Leo: In the forest. He was just wandering around, looking for some sheep to eat. So I gave him some food and talked to him. And now he’s my buddy. Hazel: Leo, are you sure that’s a good idea? Cyclopes are dangerous creatures. They can crush you with their fists and eat you with their teeth. Leo: Nah, Bob is harmless. He’s a friendly cyclops. He doesn’t crush or eat people. He just likes to play and cuddle. Piper: Cuddle? You cuddle with a cyclops? Leo: Yeah, why not? He’s very soft and fluffy. And he purrs like a lion when I scratch his eye.

Offer Declined

Fukuzawa: I’m proud of you, Dazai. You’ve grown so much since you joined the Agency. Dazai: Thank you, sensei. That means a lot to me. F ukuzawa: You’re welcome. Now, please stop trying to kill yourself. Dazai: I’ll think about it.

sleepyheads

Oda's rolling in his grave

Fukuzawa: I’m proud of you all. You’ve done a great job today. Dazai: Thank you, dad. Fukuzawa: I’m not your dad. Dazai: But you’re like a dad to me. Fukuzawa: … Dazai: … Fukuzawa: Don’t call me dad.

Resident Pyromaniac

Shigaraki: So, you want to join the League of Villains? Dabi: Yeah, sure. Why not? Shigaraki: What are your qualifications? Dabi: I can set things on fire. Shigaraki: That’s it? Dabi: Isn’t that enough?