Oda's Rolling In His Grave

Oda's rolling in his grave

Fukuzawa: I’m proud of you all. You’ve done a great job today. Dazai: Thank you, dad. Fukuzawa: I’m not your dad. Dazai: But you’re like a dad to me. Fukuzawa: … Dazai: … Fukuzawa: Don’t call me dad.

Scaredy Percy

Percy: I'm not afraid of anything. Annabeth: Really? Not even spiders? Percy: Well, maybe spiders. And clowns. And needles. And heights. And ghosts. And dentists. And- Annabeth: Okay, okay, I get it. You're afraid of everything. Percy: Hey, I'm not afraid of you! Annabeth: You should be.

Leo has a surprise! pt3

Leo: Hey, guys, I have another surprise for you. Piper: Oh no, not again. Leo, what did you do this time? Leo: Nothing bad, I promise. I just made a new friend. Jason: Another friend? Who is it this time? Leo: His name is Bob. He’s a cyclops. Frank: A cyclops? Where did you find a cyclops? Leo: In the forest. He was just wandering around, looking for some sheep to eat. So I gave him some food and talked to him. And now he’s my buddy. Hazel: Leo, are you sure that’s a good idea? Cyclopes are dangerous creatures. They can crush you with their fists and eat you with their teeth. Leo: Nah, Bob is harmless. He’s a friendly cyclops. He doesn’t crush or eat people. He just likes to play and cuddle. Piper: Cuddle? You cuddle with a cyclops? Leo: Yeah, why not? He’s very soft and fluffy. And he purrs like a lion when I scratch his eye.

Yet another declined offer.

Mori: I have a proposition for you, Dazai. Dazai: I’m listening. Mori: Join the Port Mafia again, and I’ll give you anything you want. Dazai: Anything? Mori: Anything. Dazai: Can you give me death? Mori: No. Dazai: Then I’m not interested.

sleepyheads

Kenji has joined Ranpo

Kenji: I’m hungry, let’s go eat something. Kunikida: Okay, what do you want to eat? Kenji: Anything is fine, as long as it’s cheap and tasty. Kunikida: How about ramen? Kenji: Perfect! Kunikida: Great, let’s go then. Kenji: Wait, I have a better idea. Kunikida: What is it? Kenji: Let’s go rob a bank and then eat ramen. Kunikida: What?!