#cursed

#cursed

Tanizaki: Naomi, can you please stop reading my diary? Naomi: No, I can’t. It’s too interesting. Tanizaki: It’s not interesting, it’s private. Naomi: But it’s full of juicy secrets and embarrassing confessions. Tanizaki: Like what? Naomi: Like how you have a crush on Kunikida-senpai.

Rookie Mistake

Chuuya: Hey, Dazai, do you want to hear a joke? Dazai: Sure, why not? Chuuya: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dazai: Fsh. Chuuya: … Dazai: … Chuuya: How did you know that? Dazai: I’ve heard it before. Chuuya: From who? Dazai: From you. You told me the same joke last week.

True tho

All Might: Young Midoriya, you have inherited my power and my legacy. You are the next symbol of peace. Midoriya: Thank you, All Might. I will do my best to live up to your expectations. All Might: And one more thing… Midoriya: Yes? All Might: Can you please stop breaking your bones? It’s very painful to watch.

sleepyheads

Bungou Gay Dogs

Chuuya: You’re so annoying. Why do you always have to bother me? Dazai: Because you’re cute when you’re angry. Chuuya: What did you just say? Dazai: I said you’re cute when you’re angry. Chuuya: … Dazai: … Chuuya: Say it again.

Zenki Soukoku Shenanigans

Mori: Fukuzawa, we need to talk. Fukuzawa: What do you want, Mori? Mori: I want to propose a truce between our agencies. Fukuzawa: A truce? Why? Mori: Because we have a common enemy. Fukuzawa: Who? Mori: The tax office.