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Kyouka Just Wants A Crepe Ok?
Kyouka just wants a crepe ok?
Kyouka: Can I have a hug? Atsushi: Of course. Come here. Kyouka: Thank you. You’re so warm and soft. Atsushi: You’re welcome. You’re so cute and sweet. Kyouka: Can I have a kiss? Atsushi: Um… sure. Why not? Kyouka: Thank you. You’re so gentle and kind. Atsushi: You’re welcome. You’re so lovely and precious. Kyouka: Can I have your credit card? Atsushi: Wait, what?
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