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Thoughts?

Thoughts?

Ranpo: I’m hungry. Let’s order some pizza. Yosano: Okay. What kind of pizza do you want? Ranpo: Pepperoni. Yosano: Okay. Anything else? Ranpo: Cheese. Yosano: Okay. Anything else? Ranpo: Pineapple. Yosano: No. Absolutely not. Ranpo: Why not? Pineapple is delicious. Yosano: Pineapple does not belong on pizza. It’s a crime against humanity. Ranpo: No, it’s not. It’s a gift from heaven.

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