Thoughts?

Thoughts?

Ranpo: I’m hungry. Let’s order some pizza. Yosano: Okay. What kind of pizza do you want? Ranpo: Pepperoni. Yosano: Okay. Anything else? Ranpo: Cheese. Yosano: Okay. Anything else? Ranpo: Pineapple. Yosano: No. Absolutely not. Ranpo: Why not? Pineapple is delicious. Yosano: Pineapple does not belong on pizza. It’s a crime against humanity. Ranpo: No, it’s not. It’s a gift from heaven.

Yum!

Ranpo: I’m bored. Let’s play a game. Yosano: What kind of game? Ranpo: A guessing game. I’ll think of something and you have to guess what it is. Yosano: Fine. What are you thinking of? Ranpo: It’s round and red and juicy and sweet. Yosano: Is it an apple? Ranpo: No. Yosano: Is it a cherry? Ranpo: No. Yosano: Is it a tomato? Ranpo: No. Yosano: Then what is it? Ranpo: It’s a murder scene.

Someone call a plumber

Mori: I have a proposition for you, Fukuzawa. Fukuzawa: I’m listening. Mori: How about we merge our organizations and work together? Fukuzawa: And why would I agree to that? Mori: Because then we can have more power, more resources, more influence… Fukuzawa: And more problems, more conflicts, more headaches… Mori: And more fun!

Atsushi is worried

Atsushi: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you. Akutagawa: You didn’t hurt me. You just made me angry. Atsushi: What’s the difference? Akutagawa: When I’m hurt, I cry. When I’m angry, I kill.

Hang the Banana

Dazai: I have a brilliant idea. Kunikida: Oh no. Dazai: Trust me, it’s foolproof. Kunikida: Oh no. Dazai: All we need is a rope, a knife, and a banana. Kunikida: OH NO.

Nobody trusts Ranpo anymore

Ranpo: I have a brilliant idea. Yosano: Oh no. Ranpo: Hear me out. Yosano: Oh no. Ranpo: Trust me, it will work. Yosano: OH NO.