Chuuya Is Angerly. But Its A Joke So Its A-OK

Chuuya is angerly. But its a joke so its A-OK

Fukuzawa: I have an announcement to make. We have a new member joining the Agency. Dazai: Who is it? Fukuzawa: His name is Nakajima Atsushi. He has a rare ability called Beast Beneath the Moonlight. Dazai: Oh, I see. Welcome to the Agency, Atsushi-kun. Atsushi: Thank you, Dazai-san. Dazai: So, what’s your ability exactly? Atsushi: Well, I can transform into a white tiger. Dazai: Really? That’s amazing. Can you show me? Atsushi: Um… sure. transforms Dazai: Wow, you’re so fluffy and cute. Can I pet you? Atsushi: *blushes* Kunikida: Dazai, stop flirting with the new recruit!

Hang the Banana

Dazai: I have a brilliant idea. Kunikida: Oh no. Dazai: Trust me, it’s foolproof. Kunikida: Oh no. Dazai: All we need is a rope, a knife, and a banana. Kunikida: OH NO.

Kill him with kindness Atsushi

Akutagawa: You’re pathetic, Atsushi. You can’t even control your own ability. Atsushi: Well, you’re mean, Akutagawa. You can’t even control your own temper. Akutagawa: How dare you talk back to me, you mongrel! Atsushi: How dare you insult me, you jerk! Akutagawa: I’ll kill you! Atsushi: I’ll hug you! Akutagawa: Wait, what?

Dr Atsushi

Akutagawa: I don’t need anyone. I can do everything by myself. Atsushi: That’s not true. You need me. Akutagawa: What? Why? Atsushi: Because I’m your friend. Akutagawa: … Atsushi: And because I have your inhaler.

Atsushi is feeling very Awkward.

Kyouka: Can I borrow your phone? Atsushi: Sure, but why? Kyouka: I need to make a call. Atsushi: To who? Kyouka: To the police. Atsushi: What? Why? Kyouka: To report a crime. Atsushi: What crime? Kyouka: The crime of stealing my heart.

Ranpo is like L from death note.

Kunikida: Ranpo, you need to stop eating so much candy. It’s bad for your health. Ranpo: No, it’s not. It’s good for my brain. Kunikida: How is it good for your brain? Ranpo: It makes me happy. And happiness is the key to intelligence. Kunikida: That’s not how it works. Ranpo: Yes, it is. Trust me, I’m a genius.