Someone Call A Plumber

Someone call a plumber

Mori: I have a proposition for you, Fukuzawa. Fukuzawa: I’m listening. Mori: How about we merge our organizations and work together? Fukuzawa: And why would I agree to that? Mori: Because then we can have more power, more resources, more influence… Fukuzawa: And more problems, more conflicts, more headaches… Mori: And more fun!

Snack money.

Fukuzawa: I’m proud of you all. You’ve done a great job. Dazai: Thank you, sensei. We couldn’t have done it without you. Kunikida: Yeah, thank you for everything. Ranpo: Thank you for the snacks. Fukuzawa: …

Casual flirting

Chuuya: You’re so annoying. Why do you always have to bother me? Dazai: Because you’re cute when you’re angry. Chuuya: What did you just say? Dazai: I said you’re cute when you’re angry. Chuuya: *blushes* Dazai: *smirks*

Atsushi is worried

Atsushi: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you. Akutagawa: You didn’t hurt me. You just made me angry. Atsushi: What’s the difference? Akutagawa: When I’m hurt, I cry. When I’m angry, I kill.

Chuuya is angerly. But its a joke so its A-OK

Fukuzawa: I have an announcement to make. We have a new member joining the Agency. Dazai: Who is it? Fukuzawa: His name is Nakajima Atsushi. He has a rare ability called Beast Beneath the Moonlight. Dazai: Oh, I see. Welcome to the Agency, Atsushi-kun. Atsushi: Thank you, Dazai-san. Dazai: So, what’s your ability exactly? Atsushi: Well, I can transform into a white tiger. Dazai: Really? That’s amazing. Can you show me? Atsushi: Um… sure. transforms Dazai: Wow, you’re so fluffy and cute. Can I pet you? Atsushi: *blushes* Kunikida: Dazai, stop flirting with the new recruit!

Can Kenji count?

Yosano: How do you feel? Kenji: I feel fine. Yosano: Good. Now, how many fingers am I holding up? Kenji: Three. Yosano: Wrong. It’s five. Kenji: What? No, it’s not. Yosano: Yes, it is. See? One, two, three, four, five. Kenji: Wait, how did you do that? Yosano: Do what? Kenji: You just changed the number of fingers you were holding up. Yosano: No, I didn’t. You’re just seeing things. Kenji: No, I’m not. You’re messing with me Yosano: No, I’m not. You’re just delirious