Cookie Or Knife?

Cookie or knife?

Atsushi: I don’t know what to do. I feel like I don’t belong anywhere. Akutagawa: Join the dark side. We have cookies. Atsushi: Really? Akutagawa: No. But we have knives.

Atsushi is worried

Atsushi: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you. Akutagawa: You didn’t hurt me. You just made me angry. Atsushi: What’s the difference? Akutagawa: When I’m hurt, I cry. When I’m angry, I kill.

Snack money.

Fukuzawa: I’m proud of you all. You’ve done a great job. Dazai: Thank you, sensei. We couldn’t have done it without you. Kunikida: Yeah, thank you for everything. Ranpo: Thank you for the snacks. Fukuzawa: …

Ranpo is like L from death note.

Kunikida: Ranpo, you need to stop eating so much candy. It’s bad for your health. Ranpo: No, it’s not. It’s good for my brain. Kunikida: How is it good for your brain? Ranpo: It makes me happy. And happiness is the key to intelligence. Kunikida: That’s not how it works. Ranpo: Yes, it is. Trust me, I’m a genius.

Casual flirting

Chuuya: You’re so annoying. Why do you always have to bother me? Dazai: Because you’re cute when you’re angry. Chuuya: What did you just say? Dazai: I said you’re cute when you’re angry. Chuuya: *blushes* Dazai: *smirks*

Chuuya is angerly. But its a joke so its A-OK

Fukuzawa: I have an announcement to make. We have a new member joining the Agency. Dazai: Who is it? Fukuzawa: His name is Nakajima Atsushi. He has a rare ability called Beast Beneath the Moonlight. Dazai: Oh, I see. Welcome to the Agency, Atsushi-kun. Atsushi: Thank you, Dazai-san. Dazai: So, what’s your ability exactly? Atsushi: Well, I can transform into a white tiger. Dazai: Really? That’s amazing. Can you show me? Atsushi: Um… sure. transforms Dazai: Wow, you’re so fluffy and cute. Can I pet you? Atsushi: *blushes* Kunikida: Dazai, stop flirting with the new recruit!