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Nobody Trusts Ranpo Anymore

Nobody trusts Ranpo anymore

Ranpo: I have a brilliant idea. Yosano: Oh no. Ranpo: Hear me out. Yosano: Oh no. Ranpo: Trust me, it will work. Yosano: OH NO.

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