Hang The Banana

Hang the Banana

Dazai: I have a brilliant idea. Kunikida: Oh no. Dazai: Trust me, it’s foolproof. Kunikida: Oh no. Dazai: All we need is a rope, a knife, and a banana. Kunikida: OH NO.

Atsushi is worried

Atsushi: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you. Akutagawa: You didn’t hurt me. You just made me angry. Atsushi: What’s the difference? Akutagawa: When I’m hurt, I cry. When I’m angry, I kill.

Yum!

Ranpo: I’m bored. Let’s play a game. Yosano: What kind of game? Ranpo: A guessing game. I’ll think of something and you have to guess what it is. Yosano: Fine. What are you thinking of? Ranpo: It’s round and red and juicy and sweet. Yosano: Is it an apple? Ranpo: No. Yosano: Is it a cherry? Ranpo: No. Yosano: Is it a tomato? Ranpo: No. Yosano: Then what is it? Ranpo: It’s a murder scene.

Team Soukoku, ASSEMBLE

Akutagawa: I hate you, Atsushi. You’re weak, useless, and annoying. Atsushi: I hate you too, Akutagawa. You’re cruel, arrogant, and violent. Akutagawa: Then why do you keep following me around? Atsushi: Because I want to prove myself to you. Akutagawa: Prove what? Atsushi: That I’m better than you. Akutagawa: Ha! As if. You’ll never be better than me. Atsushi: Oh yeah? Watch me. Akutagawa: Fine. Bring it on. Atsushi: Fine. Let’s go. Akutagawa and Atsushi: fight Dazai and Chuuya: watching from a distance Dazai: They’re so cute together. Chuuya: They’re trying to kill each other. Dazai: It’s their way of expressing their love.

Someone call a plumber

Mori: I have a proposition for you, Fukuzawa. Fukuzawa: I’m listening. Mori: How about we merge our organizations and work together? Fukuzawa: And why would I agree to that? Mori: Because then we can have more power, more resources, more influence… Fukuzawa: And more problems, more conflicts, more headaches… Mori: And more fun!

Atsushi is feeling very Awkward.

Kyouka: Can I borrow your phone? Atsushi: Sure, but why? Kyouka: I need to make a call. Atsushi: To who? Kyouka: To the police. Atsushi: What? Why? Kyouka: To report a crime. Atsushi: What crime? Kyouka: The crime of stealing my heart.