Yum!

Yum!

Ranpo: I’m bored. Let’s play a game. Yosano: What kind of game? Ranpo: A guessing game. I’ll think of something and you have to guess what it is. Yosano: Fine. What are you thinking of? Ranpo: It’s round and red and juicy and sweet. Yosano: Is it an apple? Ranpo: No. Yosano: Is it a cherry? Ranpo: No. Yosano: Is it a tomato? Ranpo: No. Yosano: Then what is it? Ranpo: It’s a murder scene.

Atsushi is feeling very Awkward.

Kyouka: Can I borrow your phone? Atsushi: Sure, but why? Kyouka: I need to make a call. Atsushi: To who? Kyouka: To the police. Atsushi: What? Why? Kyouka: To report a crime. Atsushi: What crime? Kyouka: The crime of stealing my heart.

Can Kenji count?

Yosano: How do you feel? Kenji: I feel fine. Yosano: Good. Now, how many fingers am I holding up? Kenji: Three. Yosano: Wrong. It’s five. Kenji: What? No, it’s not. Yosano: Yes, it is. See? One, two, three, four, five. Kenji: Wait, how did you do that? Yosano: Do what? Kenji: You just changed the number of fingers you were holding up. Yosano: No, I didn’t. You’re just seeing things. Kenji: No, I’m not. You’re messing with me Yosano: No, I’m not. You’re just delirious

Two sides of the same coin.

Mori: As the leader of the Port Mafia, I have to make sure everyone is loyal and obedient. Elise: That’s very scary of you, papa. Mori: Thank you. Now, where is Chuuya? I need to praise him for his latest rampage.

Someone call a plumber

Mori: I have a proposition for you, Fukuzawa. Fukuzawa: I’m listening. Mori: How about we merge our organizations and work together? Fukuzawa: And why would I agree to that? Mori: Because then we can have more power, more resources, more influence… Fukuzawa: And more problems, more conflicts, more headaches… Mori: And more fun!

Team Soukoku, ASSEMBLE

Akutagawa: I hate you, Atsushi. You’re weak, useless, and annoying. Atsushi: I hate you too, Akutagawa. You’re cruel, arrogant, and violent. Akutagawa: Then why do you keep following me around? Atsushi: Because I want to prove myself to you. Akutagawa: Prove what? Atsushi: That I’m better than you. Akutagawa: Ha! As if. You’ll never be better than me. Atsushi: Oh yeah? Watch me. Akutagawa: Fine. Bring it on. Atsushi: Fine. Let’s go. Akutagawa and Atsushi: fight Dazai and Chuuya: watching from a distance Dazai: They’re so cute together. Chuuya: They’re trying to kill each other. Dazai: It’s their way of expressing their love.