Two Sides Of The Same Coin.

Two sides of the same coin.

Mori: As the leader of the Port Mafia, I have to make sure everyone is loyal and obedient. Elise: That’s very scary of you, papa. Mori: Thank you. Now, where is Chuuya? I need to praise him for his latest rampage.

Kyouka just wants a crepe ok?

Kyouka: Can I have a hug? Atsushi: Of course. Come here. Kyouka: Thank you. You’re so warm and soft. Atsushi: You’re welcome. You’re so cute and sweet. Kyouka: Can I have a kiss? Atsushi: Um… sure. Why not? Kyouka: Thank you. You’re so gentle and kind. Atsushi: You’re welcome. You’re so lovely and precious. Kyouka: Can I have your credit card? Atsushi: Wait, what?

Akutagawa secretly loves snakes

Atsushi: What are you doing, Akutagawa? Akutagawa: I’m practicing my ability. Atsushi: By making a giant snake out of your coat? Akutagawa: Yes. Atsushi: Why? Akutagawa: Because it’s cool.

Can Kenji count?

Yosano: How do you feel? Kenji: I feel fine. Yosano: Good. Now, how many fingers am I holding up? Kenji: Three. Yosano: Wrong. It’s five. Kenji: What? No, it’s not. Yosano: Yes, it is. See? One, two, three, four, five. Kenji: Wait, how did you do that? Yosano: Do what? Kenji: You just changed the number of fingers you were holding up. Yosano: No, I didn’t. You’re just seeing things. Kenji: No, I’m not. You’re messing with me Yosano: No, I’m not. You’re just delirious

Atsushi is worried

Atsushi: I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you. Akutagawa: You didn’t hurt me. You just made me angry. Atsushi: What’s the difference? Akutagawa: When I’m hurt, I cry. When I’m angry, I kill.

Thoughts?

Ranpo: I’m hungry. Let’s order some pizza. Yosano: Okay. What kind of pizza do you want? Ranpo: Pepperoni. Yosano: Okay. Anything else? Ranpo: Cheese. Yosano: Okay. Anything else? Ranpo: Pineapple. Yosano: No. Absolutely not. Ranpo: Why not? Pineapple is delicious. Yosano: Pineapple does not belong on pizza. It’s a crime against humanity. Ranpo: No, it’s not. It’s a gift from heaven.