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Ranpo Is Like L From Death Note.
Ranpo is like L from death note.
Kunikida: Ranpo, you need to stop eating so much candy. It’s bad for your health. Ranpo: No, it’s not. It’s good for my brain. Kunikida: How is it good for your brain? Ranpo: It makes me happy. And happiness is the key to intelligence. Kunikida: That’s not how it works. Ranpo: Yes, it is. Trust me, I’m a genius.
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