(They're Fighting The V Allegations)

(They're fighting the V allegations)

(Thank you @kittydragondraws for your contribution, I ate it)

HELLLLLLLLOOOOO!!! :D

@tutchando74 @tacktheyak @the-iron-general

<3

V having a horribly unlucky love life through (mostly) no fault of her own is one of my favorite headcanons.

Like, hey, you have an ADORABLE dog-obsessed boyfriend and he even reads to you while you're in a coma! Now wouldn't it suck if his memories got erased and you both had to almost completely change who you were as people? WELL A LITTLE DRONE NAMED CYN HAS SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU V!

Good news! During your planet slaughtering escapades, you grow more and more fond of your other squad mate and she doesn't seem too opposed to the idea ether, now wouldn't it suck if she happened to have a gray/aromantic awakening? WELLLLLLLLLLLL-

Now here you are, you've almost given up on love, you missed your chance with N and you're 80% sure that he might even be falling in love with a worker. NOW WOULDN'T IT SUCK IF YOU WERE DOING THE EXACT SAME THING?

There is no greater pain than being so, so excited to write something in the morning, taking a break, coming back and finally realizing.

"Damn, this shit is ass."

That or realizing you're just not skilled enough to write it.

God I wish I was better at angsty stuff...

You know what would be really fucked up but also really cool?

If she isn't quite dead, per se, but rather that this is a really fucked up kind of life support and that's how they save her.

And you know what would be the cherry on top? if J found that out.

Also, don't try to tell me anything along the lines of "but she was decapitated! Of course she's dea- bitch do I need to remind you how many decapitations N alone has survived? Don't try to say "Human flesh is more complicated than metal!" either, The AS bends and contorts human flesh like it's goddamn silly putty, that is just straight up wrong.

I've honestly been thinking way too hard about this.