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Every sexuality headcanon I could find\think of!
(plus a couple comments)

Uzi: Bisexual

N: Asexual Omniromantic, The man has nothing but LOVE in his heart!

V: Pansexual\under the bisexual umbrella

J: Aromantic lesbian

Tessa: Aroace

CYN: Inconceivable
Time for the side characters!

Thad: Straight ally Lizzy: Lesbian\bisexual Doll: REVENGE

Khan: Doorsexual(canon)

Teacher: heteroflexible, He strikes me as the kind of guy to say "I'm straight BUT *says something SO GAY it would make achilles shutter*"

Braidon: Gay, very gay
If you want me to update this, put your headcanon in the replies!
A big scary monster is after (X)! What do they do?

(Yes, I am counting hunting, worker, and DD forms as separate characters, sue me)
Ok, so I've brainstormed a few reasons for J to join team good guy:
"Boss, what's wrong with your voice? ... Where is Tessa?"
Low Screentime Squad (-1) appels to her doubts, like Uzi did with N but far, far more aggressively
V interrupts the fight in eldritch form and somehow convinces her
Low Screentime Squad (-1) wins and she doesn't get a choice
That or she either dies or isn't J of witch nether would surprise me.
Bonus points if one of the lower three lead into 1.

I've honestly been thinking way too hard about this.
My prediction timeline for episode 8.
It starts simple, there are a couple things that I think are guaranteed to happen in the beginning, such as:
GLITCH intro
J, Thad, Lizzy and Khan fight
J ether joins them or dies
V is revealed to be not dead, in eldritch form or otherwise
They go down and check on N, probably with J's help
Then the timeline splits because of one thing: Is this really space or some strange solver limbo?
IF IT IS SPACE:
V and N meet up (que a lot of crying)
The planet gets a bit wonky (starts trying to eat them)
They run to the ship
someone or several people in the squad die
They get on the ship
They go to space and watch the planet implode
They retrieve Uzi (que N and Uzi's angsty Wall-e space dance)
[That or everybody just dies]
IF IT ISN'T SPACE (IS ACTUALLY SOLVER LIMBO)
Uzi (IN "SPAAAAAAAAAAACE") B plot starts
About half of the above timeline still happens
We meet the real Cyn (DUN DUN DUN)
Something something The AS broke Cyn's deal
Uzi makes a deal with Cyn, """killing""" The AS
Uzi ASCENDS
Less people die, people still do, I'm just saying less do
Copper-9 lives!
And some last few things that I think are guaranteed to happen at the end of the episode:
Some characters leave Copper-9 on the spaceship (not all of them because of A: Death B: just choosing not to go or C: not enough space [heh]) to go to another planet, likely earth
We are teased with some new (likely Disassembly Drone) characters from ether Earth or even, god forbid, the oven...
Credits (+ some post credits thing)
My donation to the Metalwork cult.

It got a bit Tumblr Crunched, click for a higher quality.
Just wanna specify a few things:
Yes, his name is literally Teacher, Lizzy and Thad shortened this and took it as a last name. Their full names are: Elizabeth "Lizzy" Teach and Thaddeus "Thad" Teach.
"doesn't give a shit" as in "His pronouns are He/Him but being called a she or a they does not bother him in the slightest."
He appreciates PDA and pet names but doesn't seek them out
Liam can and will kick the shit out of you but Khan is far more likely to fucking kill you if you come after his partner, he ain't losing another one. Probably should've put him higher.
There is a damn good reason why Liam has two kids
@triocat thanks for letting me draw your lil goober๐๐

The goobers be goobing
Anyways bye๐เธ

@electronix-arts chat what we think? Feel free to add to it if you have more ideas

YOU HAVE BEEN SET FREE MY CHILD
Also

I am honored
ALSO also

I can't draw hugs for the life of me ๐ญ๐ญ
@electronix-arts chat what we think? Feel free to add to it if you have more ideas

Its finished, hope you like it, he was fun to draw

ALSO! I made a lil comic abt him and your Khan meeting my au of them





Hehehe they be hanging
I realistically should've just atted you lol
@lilywily143
Yuri (Doll's dad) Headcanons

-Always cold, even inside -He's selectively mute -Photographer; usually carries a camera and film -Him and Khan are best friends -Doesn't like wearing jewelry

-Khan usually burns up in a sweater
Reblog If You Love And Adore Murder Drones!! ๐๐

Enlist Khan to build an oil refinery or smth, there's a lot of valves involved which are basivally doors for liquid, he'll be interested
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You know what, that's actually kind of smart... I'll try that.
do you not have the ability to turn off the parental advisory setting or do you keep it on just... cuz..
you can..
I tried, Dad wouldn't leave me alone until I turned it back on. I don't even know how he knew.
Also, if you get your dad to build a quick door and like. A flat floor and some infrastructure the corpse spire would be a cool venue. It probably won't freak anyone out, I mean, those guys are long dead so who cares?
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Huh, that's smart.... He may be busy with the refinery tho.
Murder Drones last episode...woah...
Never thought of seeing that so soon truly. I loved it, simple ending but nonetheless loved it.
Spoilers for those who haven't seen it โ
MY GIRL V TAMED THE DINO!!! SHE'S ALIVE!! Also, Uzi calling both N and V hot is hilarious and so is the fact that her tail is now Cyn. Khan still thinking his wife is beautiful even when she's just a lil core is so damn adorable ๐ญ
"Bow."






Iโm still mourning for what we couldโve had: Nori being a goth mom and Khan being a cool dad