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TIER LIIIIIISSSST
Don't ask why "I love it!" and "Beyond crackshiping" are so small.
Here's your homework @carleenchoco, test is on Thursday/j
You wanna know why Nuzi is my second favorite ship?
Because it leaves room for
NUMBER ONE
Words
A short Vizzy story by Simple.
Lizzy jumps on the idea to get rid of the colony's biggest threat, with her best friend no less but something... strange happened. She learned about it- no, her. Her name was V. She was a person, she had wants, she had secrets, she put on an act to hide from... something, Lizzy hadn't cracked her open THAT much yet.
Lizzy hated this and pushed it down somewhere she hoped she would never come back to her mind, oh but it did, at the worst time conceivably possible, her assassination. These thoughts bubbled inside her head and eventually found their way out through her mouth, as most of her thoughts usually do.
Lizzy had wanted to repay that day back to V ever since, of course she would never say that. It was her greatest flaw, saying things that don't need to be said and never uttering a word of the things that do.
What if... she could say the wrong thing at just the right time? That's how she tried to save V wasn't it? She walked up beside V.
"Ugh, ew." She said, referring to the freak and the nice one.
"Don't patronize m-
"What? I think it's gross all by myself, god you're a diva lately."
Lizzy walked away.
Lizzy didn't know a lot, not about things like math, computers, or history. But Lizzy knew people, how they worked, and that's all she needed or wanted to know...
Because it let her do something no other drone could.
It let her make V smile.
Wait... wait waIT WAIT, HEAR ME OUT
WHAT IF VIZZY GETS CONFIRMED IN PRIDE MONTH?!
THERE'S USUALLY ABOUT A MONTH AND A HALF GAP BETWEEN EPISODES (episodes 1, 2, and 7 being outliers for obvious reasons) BUT THEY ALSO SAID THAT EPISODE 8 WAS GOING TO BE DELAYED SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
V having a horribly unlucky love life through (mostly) no fault of her own is one of my favorite headcanons.
Like, hey, you have an ADORABLE dog-obsessed boyfriend and he even reads to you while you're in a coma! Now wouldn't it suck if his memories got erased and you both had to almost completely change who you were as people? WELL A LITTLE DRONE NAMED CYN HAS SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU V!
Good news! During your planet slaughtering escapades, you grow more and more fond of your other squad mate and she doesn't seem too opposed to the idea ether, now wouldn't it suck if she happened to have a gray/aromantic awakening? WELLLLLLLLLLLL-
Now here you are, you've almost given up on love, you missed your chance with N and you're 80% sure that he might even be falling in love with a worker. NOW WOULDN'T IT SUCK IF YOU WERE DOING THE EXACT SAME THING?
Calling it RIGHT NOW: V and Lizzy are going to, bare minimum, interact. They are going to talk directly to each other.
BUT
HEAR ME OUT
J's fight with Lizzy, Thad and Khan (of which she is most likely winning) is interrupted by rumbling. A murder drone in eldritch form ERUPTS from the ground. Everybody is horrified, even J, ESPECIALLY J. While they're frozen in fear, the entity looks around with the cameras covering its "body". Those cameras seem to find what they're looking for.
Unfortunately, once all the cameras lock onto their target, we find out that that target is Lizzy. The mass lunges toward her to her screams.
It cuts to a black screen and silence. . .
Only to cut back to Lizzy slowly opening her eyes, is she... wrapped in something?
Yes, yes she is.
Wrapped in V, in a really, really disturbing hug.
Cue J saying something quippy and V retorting with a very long and angry "I've had a long fucking day" rant.
That my perfect episode 8
( @paperconsumption I saw your apple white version and inspiration hit me like a truck, I've never watched or even read Ever After High but thank you!)
Allow me to add:
N snapping and fucking somebody up in the process
Vizzy moment X2
Badass Thadori (Thad possessed by Nori) reveal
An explanation for why Lizzy refuses to die
Teacher moment
Some lines/little things I want to see in Episode 8
Also my adhd is messing with my a little and I genuinely don’t know if I’ve already made this post
Uzi and Nori saying “Bite me” at the same time
Any mention of Yeva, literally anything PLEASEPLEA-
“I messed up, in the same way I’m about to fix it.” Preferably from N cuz that’d be so sweet if he remembered that
Tesscyn/Flesha using Tessa’s voice to manipulate J or just fuck with her head in general
The cores in Alice’s oven being relevant (they have name labels soooo)
If somehow Alice is alive, make Nori and her interact because they HATE each other and that’d be so funny
Vizzy moment. anything.
hugs. Most likely Nuzi but just anybody hugging. please
(feel free to add to this list)
They are gay.
Period.
are we just gonna ignore that Vs name in lizzys phone is Grumpy Mc Traumabot
their gay for each other i swear
honestly this is the best ship dynamic lmao
GAY DRONES
the girls
are we just gonna ignore that Vs name in lizzys phone is Grumpy Mc Traumabot
their gay for each other i swear
haha the md finale was so good! (im meeting with a therapist on monday.)
we all know this photo right
well as someone who owns both uzi plushies..
now we just need V riding a her cat plush