the-vampire-lance - Voltron's blue vampire paladin RP
Voltron's blue vampire paladin RP

hay! its vampire paladin lancey lance here! come on in, sit down, relax and join me for a "bite" lol XP

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If Hunk Was A Pokemon, Hed Be A Teddiursa

If hunk was a pokemon, he’d be a Teddiursa

Why? Cause the guy is like a big huggable teddybear. He gives the best bro hugs 😉

If Hunk Was A Pokemon, Hed Be A Teddiursa

When you make him mad though, he’d be an ursaring XD

If Hunk Was A Pokemon, Hed Be A Teddiursa

But over all a big ol teddybear 😁 hehe

If Hunk Was A Pokemon, Hed Be A Teddiursa

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1 year ago

Lance doesn’t answer and keeps stalking Keith from the shadows. Jumping from the top of one shelf to the other.

Dundundundundundundundun!

The music picks up and gets faster. Lance grins evilly as he watches his prey from his hiding place.

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”


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1 year ago

….. I wonder what would happen if I tried this on Keith…

#WhatTheFluffChallenge
#WhatTheFluffChallenge
#WhatTheFluffChallenge
#WhatTheFluffChallenge
#WhatTheFluffChallenge

#WhatTheFluffChallenge

It doesn’t work if your wolf can teleport

(and also loves you enough to have you saved as a warp point)


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1 year ago

Can you imagine this happening between Lance and Keith? XD

Lance: you’re the hottest boyfriend I’ve ever had! 😚

Keith: I’m your husband. 🤨

Lance: OMG! THATS AWSOME! 😄

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1 year ago

Lance wanted to bang his head on a tree. This is a whole lot of game/anime lore to explain.

“It is a game but they also made an anime spin off of the game with characters for the audience to relate to. And somehow we must have ended up in an alternate universe where this pokemon world exists.” Then Lance remembered. “ oh shit! Wait how’d we get here again?! That device was responsible right? Where is it?” Lance looks around to try to find where it went.

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”


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1 year ago

Lance was about to respond when he saw a really big bird fly between them and land on a branch on a tree nearby. It looked like a very big version of a sparrow. Then it chirped “pidgy! ^v^”

“Keith… I don’t think we’re in the castleship anymore…” 😰

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”


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