the-vampire-lance - Voltron's blue vampire paladin RP
Voltron's blue vampire paladin RP

hay! its vampire paladin lancey lance here! come on in, sit down, relax and join me for a "bite" lol XP

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If Hunk Was A Pokemon, Hed Be A Teddiursa

If hunk was a pokemon, he’d be a Teddiursa

Why? Cause the guy is like a big huggable teddybear. He gives the best bro hugs 😉

If Hunk Was A Pokemon, Hed Be A Teddiursa

When you make him mad though, he’d be an ursaring XD

If Hunk Was A Pokemon, Hed Be A Teddiursa

But over all a big ol teddybear 😁 hehe

If Hunk Was A Pokemon, Hed Be A Teddiursa

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7 months ago

“Dude, have you ever played video games?! Pokemon! Gotta catch um all?!” When he didn’t get a confirmation that Keith knew what he was talking about lance sighed. Then he began getting into an in depth explanation on what pokemon was and that somehow they were in the game. Or at least a real life version of the video game.

“All these animal around us are pokemon. They’re this worlds version of animals except they are animals that can fight against each other to get stronger. Trainers have their pokemon fight in pokemon battles and wow I just realized that this is sounding a lot like animal fights which is really messed up… I have a lot of questionable morals to think about…”

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”


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7 months ago

As the music starts to reach its climax, Lance very stealthily and slowly sneaks up behind Keith. He’s right behind Keith now, arms outstretched and ready to strike.

when the music finally hits the climax, Lance strikes!

“RAAGHH!!!”

He grabs Keith in a “gotcha!” Hug, blowing raspberries into Keith’s neck.

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”


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7 months ago

……… Keith’s wolf better not do that to me -__-lll

(Will be keeping a can of purifying salt next to my bed… and a cross, some holy water, a few parchment papers, a smudge stick…)

Can Lance Get An Exorcism? Can He P L E A S E Get An Exorcism.
Can Lance Get An Exorcism? Can He P L E A S E Get An Exorcism.
Can Lance Get An Exorcism? Can He P L E A S E Get An Exorcism.
Can Lance Get An Exorcism? Can He P L E A S E Get An Exorcism.
Can Lance Get An Exorcism? Can He P L E A S E Get An Exorcism.

Can Lance get an exorcism? Can he p l e a s e  get an exorcism.


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7 months ago

What other kind of sword is there Keith? >:3

So I Heard Lance Got A Sword
So I Heard Lance Got A Sword
So I Heard Lance Got A Sword
So I Heard Lance Got A Sword
So I Heard Lance Got A Sword
So I Heard Lance Got A Sword
So I Heard Lance Got A Sword

so i heard lance got a sword


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7 months ago

“Um…. Yeah.. that.. that pretty much sums it up. And makes it sound real bad…but it’s not as bad as it’s made out to be! Your like a personal coach, a trainer and your training animals to be stronger, better versions of themselves. In the anime, ash trained his pokemon and some of them went to off to do great things that they couldn’t do before. Bulbasaur became a peace keeper for the pokemon at prof. Oak’s lab. Squirtle rejoined his fellow squirtle and became local firefighters. Charizard joined other charizards of his kind to train at the charisific valley to become the strongest toughest charizard there is. And butterfree evolved from a caterpie so it could meet his girlfriend in a mating flock and go migrate to have babies. All the pokemon go through personal growths in their training to become a better version of themselves and get to do greater things.” Lance hopes this makes better sense to Keith. He didn’t want this game he grew up on to be some kind of bad influence and send bad messages.

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”


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