the-vampire-lance - Voltron's blue vampire paladin RP
Voltron's blue vampire paladin RP

hay! its vampire paladin lancey lance here! come on in, sit down, relax and join me for a "bite" lol XP

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If Hunk Was A Pokemon, Hed Be A Teddiursa

If hunk was a pokemon, he’d be a Teddiursa

Why? Cause the guy is like a big huggable teddybear. He gives the best bro hugs 😉

If Hunk Was A Pokemon, Hed Be A Teddiursa

When you make him mad though, he’d be an ursaring XD

If Hunk Was A Pokemon, Hed Be A Teddiursa

But over all a big ol teddybear 😁 hehe

If Hunk Was A Pokemon, Hed Be A Teddiursa

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1 year ago

HAY KEITH! CHECK IT OUT! A BABY HIPPO! 😆

HAY KEITH! CHECK IT OUT! A BABY HIPPO!
HAY KEITH! CHECK IT OUT! A BABY HIPPO!

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1 year ago

….. I wonder what would happen if I tried this on Keith…

#WhatTheFluffChallenge
#WhatTheFluffChallenge
#WhatTheFluffChallenge
#WhatTheFluffChallenge
#WhatTheFluffChallenge

#WhatTheFluffChallenge

It doesn’t work if your wolf can teleport

(and also loves you enough to have you saved as a warp point)


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1 year ago

Just as Keith started picking things up, the crystal on the device began to glow. Strange noises erupted from it.

“Oh Quiznak…” before Lance could come up with a snarky remark or hand the seemingly broken device off to Keith, a bright light emitted from it and engulfed both of them.

After a moment of blinding brightness, everything went back to normal… minus two paladins.

Lance covered his eyes with his arm, it was so bright, he thought the myths about vampires turning to dust from the sun light were going to come true.

When the light faded, he slowly blinked an eye open. Once he was sure there wasn’t anymore bright lights, he blinked his eyes a few times.

“Ok… what are the odds something bad didn’t happen from that?”

Then he looked around and his eyes grew as big as dinner plates.

“Uhhh. Keith?…. Please tell me we ended up in the garden habitat on the castleship.”😰

Upon looking around, he found that they were in a huge forest.

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”


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1 year ago

Can you imagine this happening between Lance and Keith? XD

Lance: you’re the hottest boyfriend I’ve ever had! 😚

Keith: I’m your husband. 🤨

Lance: OMG! THATS AWSOME! 😄

the-vampire-lance - Voltron's blue vampire paladin RP

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1 year ago

Lance wanted to bang his head on a tree. This is a whole lot of game/anime lore to explain.

“It is a game but they also made an anime spin off of the game with characters for the audience to relate to. And somehow we must have ended up in an alternate universe where this pokemon world exists.” Then Lance remembered. “ oh shit! Wait how’d we get here again?! That device was responsible right? Where is it?” Lance looks around to try to find where it went.

Coran had charged Lance and Keith with the chore of cleaning an old storage room. While they were cleaning, Lance got an idea for some mischief (as usual) and pulled out his mp3 player and hit play.

The theme from the movie “jaws” fills the room and Lance playfully begins creeping around the room. Stalking Keith like a hungry shark.

Dundun…… dundun dundun….

Keith had been around the corner of a tall warehouse like shelf that was covered in many Altean tech looking trinkets and boxes.

He was moving the loose trinkets on the lower levels of the shelf, as he heard a suspense building sound. It wasn’t scary, but slightly unsettling to know Lance was planning something.

He stood up, looking towards the noise coming from the other side of the shelf and taking a couple steps back.

“Lance? What’s that sound?”


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