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Voltron: vampire lance trying to enjoy his blood.
I have this one Voltron AU where Lance ends up turning into a vampire and now has to adjust to his new life.
Important note: when this lance gets his blood, he gets it by catching wild animals, and carefully siphoning their blood through an IV into thermoses to drink later. without harming the animals. This lance has a bit of an issue when it comes to feeding. He doesn’t like the idea of killing for blood.
Lance is sitting on the couch in the common area drinking a thermos of blood when Keith walks in and sits down next to him.
Keith: hay, what cha drinking?
Lance: … um… blood?
Keith: no, I mean WHAT are you drinking?
Lance: … again BLOOD!
Keith: what life form did that blood come from?
Lance: ah, why didn’t you just ask that in the first place?
Keith: just answer the question.
Lance looks down at his blood, turning it in his hand and shrugging.
Lance: hm, meh idk some alien animal we caught back on the last planet we visited.
Keith: what did it look like?
Lance: idk some kind of weird purple hippo-like animal.
At this Keith gasps in anger.
Keith: WTF MAN?! HOW COULD YOU?
Lance: dude what’s your problem? Why are you getting so bent out of shape for?
Keith: HIPPOS ARE MY FAVORITE ANIMAL!
Lance: ok? And?
Keith: YOUR EATING MY FAVORITE ANIMAL!
Lance: omg are you serious right now?
Just then shiro and the others walk in, hearing all the commotion.
Shiro: hay, I heard shouting, what’s going on in here?
Lance: Keith is throwing a fit because I’m drinking his favorite animal!
Keith: HES DRINKING ALIEN HIPPO BLOOD!
Shiro looks so confused right now.
Shiro: … huh?
Pidge: only you two could create drama out of nothing.
Hunk: I don’t see what the big deal is. Lance has to eat too. And it’s not like he actually killed the animal to get its blood.
lance: THANK YOU HUNK!
Keith: still how would you feel if he drank the blood of something you liked? What if he drank the mice’s blood?
Pidge: Keith, the mice aren’t even large enough to serve as an hors d’oeuvre.
Keith: what about kaltenecker?! What if lance ate her?!
Lance: I would never drink kaltenecker Keith!
Keith: and why not?
Lance: cause she is like family! I’d never feed on family! And seriously Keith, I can’t just decide not to feed on everyone’s favorite animal. If I did that then I wouldn’t be able to drink blood from anything period.
Keith: so your saying it doesn’t matter what animal it is, you’d eat it regardless?
Lance: ok let me stop you right there. I may drink animal blood but I do still have my standards. There ARE animals I won’t drink.
Hunk: like what?
Lance: I draw the line at bug-like, cute adorable and babies.
Then Keith mumbles.
Keith: I bet you’d eat a baby hippo.
Lance: NO KEITH I WOULD NOT!
Keith: just you wait lance, someday the universe will exact karma upon you for eating a hippo!
Lance: for the love of god Keith! First off, it’s not an actual hippo! It LOOKED LIKE A HIPPO! Second, I didn’t eat it! I just had it donate a few pints of its blood and it went on its merry way! STILL ALIVE AND VERY MUCH NOT EATEN!
Allura walks in.
Allura: paladins! Get your armor on. We have a diplomatic mission on the planet kolslac. The kolslacians wish to join the voltron coalition and are requesting an audience with us.
Lance gives a sigh of relief.
Lance: OH THANK GOD! Saved by the princess!
Shiro: all right team! Let suit up and go meet these kolslacian diplomats.
(Later planetside)
Lance stood frozen in horror at the sight that awaited team voltron on the planet kolslac. The kolslacians as it turned out were a race of purple bipedal hippo-like aliens.
Lance was mortified.
Lance: (whispers) you gotta be kidding me!
Hunk: (whispers) dude, are you ok?
Lance: (whispers back) no I am NOT ok! I’m surrounded by a race of alien hippo people! This is Keith’s fault! He wished this! He asked the universe to punish me for drinking alien hippo blood and now I’m in hippo hell!
Hunk: buddy calm down! I don’t think the universe is really punishing you.
Lance: oh are you really gonna tell me that after the insane conversation we had about drinking alien hippo blood, that us coming to a planet of actual alien hippo people is just some random coincidence?!
Hunk: …um.. ok I’ll admit that is one hell of a coincidence and it surprises the heck out of me too but still, I really don’t think you’re in any danger here. These guys don’t even know that you drank alien hippo blood. So I think you’re safe.
Lance: yeah unless some mullet goes and rats me out to his new alien hippo buddies.
Hunk: I don’t think Keith would do that.
Lance: you sure about that?!
Hunk: …um…
Hunk then turns to Keith and taps him on the shoulder.
Hunk: (whispers) Keith you wouldn’t tell these kolslacians about Lance drinking “you know what” would you?
Keith looks at hunk then turns his gaze towards Lance and give him the most evil grin.
Lance: I am so dead…😰
Fortunately, the alliance talks go over smoothly without incident and surprisingly Keith says nothing to the kolslacians in regards to lance drinking alien hippo blood. Everyone goes home happy. But Lance, the poor guy. He suffered through the entire thing freaking out about if the kolslacians will want to roast him on a stake or chase after him with alien versions of torches and pitchforks. Or maybe even a mob trampling him to death with their big hippo looking feet.
When it was all over and team voltron returns to the castleship, Lance gives a huge sigh of relief. But as soon as he sees Keith walking in, he turns to him and shouts…
Lance: I HOPE YOUR FREAKIN HAPPY NOW! I’M NEVER DRINKING ALIEN HIPPO BLOOD AGAIN!!!
“I might, I might not. Depends on how hippo blood tastes. Alien or otherwise. “
Though…. If we do run into a race of bipedal hippo people, I’ll most likely swear off hippos all together. But I can’t let Keith know that.
Voltron: vampire lance trying to enjoy his blood.
I have this one Voltron AU where Lance ends up turning into a vampire and now has to adjust to his new life.
Important note: when this lance gets his blood, he gets it by catching wild animals, and carefully siphoning their blood through an IV into thermoses to drink later. without harming the animals. This lance has a bit of an issue when it comes to feeding. He doesn’t like the idea of killing for blood.
Lance is sitting on the couch in the common area drinking a thermos of blood when Keith walks in and sits down next to him.
Keith: hay, what cha drinking?
Lance: … um… blood?
Keith: no, I mean WHAT are you drinking?
Lance: … again BLOOD!
Keith: what life form did that blood come from?
Lance: ah, why didn’t you just ask that in the first place?
Keith: just answer the question.
Lance looks down at his blood, turning it in his hand and shrugging.
Lance: hm, meh idk some alien animal we caught back on the last planet we visited.
Keith: what did it look like?
Lance: idk some kind of weird purple hippo-like animal.
At this Keith gasps in anger.
Keith: WTF MAN?! HOW COULD YOU?
Lance: dude what’s your problem? Why are you getting so bent out of shape for?
Keith: HIPPOS ARE MY FAVORITE ANIMAL!
Lance: ok? And?
Keith: YOUR EATING MY FAVORITE ANIMAL!
Lance: omg are you serious right now?
Just then shiro and the others walk in, hearing all the commotion.
Shiro: hay, I heard shouting, what’s going on in here?
Lance: Keith is throwing a fit because I’m drinking his favorite animal!
Keith: HES DRINKING ALIEN HIPPO BLOOD!
Shiro looks so confused right now.
Shiro: … huh?
Pidge: only you two could create drama out of nothing.
Hunk: I don’t see what the big deal is. Lance has to eat too. And it’s not like he actually killed the animal to get its blood.
lance: THANK YOU HUNK!
Keith: still how would you feel if he drank the blood of something you liked? What if he drank the mice’s blood?
Pidge: Keith, the mice aren’t even large enough to serve as an hors d’oeuvre.
Keith: what about kaltenecker?! What if lance ate her?!
Lance: I would never drink kaltenecker Keith!
Keith: and why not?
Lance: cause she is like family! I’d never feed on family! And seriously Keith, I can’t just decide not to feed on everyone’s favorite animal. If I did that then I wouldn’t be able to drink blood from anything period.
Keith: so your saying it doesn’t matter what animal it is, you’d eat it regardless?
Lance: ok let me stop you right there. I may drink animal blood but I do still have my standards. There ARE animals I won’t drink.
Hunk: like what?
Lance: I draw the line at bug-like, cute adorable and babies.
Then Keith mumbles.
Keith: I bet you’d eat a baby hippo.
Lance: NO KEITH I WOULD NOT!
Keith: just you wait lance, someday the universe will exact karma upon you for eating a hippo!
Lance: for the love of god Keith! First off, it’s not an actual hippo! It LOOKED LIKE A HIPPO! Second, I didn’t eat it! I just had it donate a few pints of its blood and it went on its merry way! STILL ALIVE AND VERY MUCH NOT EATEN!
Allura walks in.
Allura: paladins! Get your armor on. We have a diplomatic mission on the planet kolslac. The kolslacians wish to join the voltron coalition and are requesting an audience with us.
Lance gives a sigh of relief.
Lance: OH THANK GOD! Saved by the princess!
Shiro: all right team! Let suit up and go meet these kolslacian diplomats.
(Later planetside)
Lance stood frozen in horror at the sight that awaited team voltron on the planet kolslac. The kolslacians as it turned out were a race of purple bipedal hippo-like aliens.
Lance was mortified.
Lance: (whispers) you gotta be kidding me!
Hunk: (whispers) dude, are you ok?
Lance: (whispers back) no I am NOT ok! I’m surrounded by a race of alien hippo people! This is Keith’s fault! He wished this! He asked the universe to punish me for drinking alien hippo blood and now I’m in hippo hell!
Hunk: buddy calm down! I don’t think the universe is really punishing you.
Lance: oh are you really gonna tell me that after the insane conversation we had about drinking alien hippo blood, that us coming to a planet of actual alien hippo people is just some random coincidence?!
Hunk: …um.. ok I’ll admit that is one hell of a coincidence and it surprises the heck out of me too but still, I really don’t think you’re in any danger here. These guys don’t even know that you drank alien hippo blood. So I think you’re safe.
Lance: yeah unless some mullet goes and rats me out to his new alien hippo buddies.
Hunk: I don’t think Keith would do that.
Lance: you sure about that?!
Hunk: …um…
Hunk then turns to Keith and taps him on the shoulder.
Hunk: (whispers) Keith you wouldn’t tell these kolslacians about Lance drinking “you know what” would you?
Keith looks at hunk then turns his gaze towards Lance and give him the most evil grin.
Lance: I am so dead…😰
Fortunately, the alliance talks go over smoothly without incident and surprisingly Keith says nothing to the kolslacians in regards to lance drinking alien hippo blood. Everyone goes home happy. But Lance, the poor guy. He suffered through the entire thing freaking out about if the kolslacians will want to roast him on a stake or chase after him with alien versions of torches and pitchforks. Or maybe even a mob trampling him to death with their big hippo looking feet.
When it was all over and team voltron returns to the castleship, Lance gives a huge sigh of relief. But as soon as he sees Keith walking in, he turns to him and shouts…
Lance: I HOPE YOUR FREAKIN HAPPY NOW! I’M NEVER DRINKING ALIEN HIPPO BLOOD AGAIN!!!
Voltron: zombie outbreak! Fanfic
It started out as a simple infiltration mission on board a galra science station. They get in, get the intel and get out. Easy peesy right?
They didn’t expect one of the lab experiments to stow away on the black lion…
Wiseman’s proverb: Don’t piss hunk off
lol yeah don’t mess with hunk’s kitchen. He will get even. XD
This is a funny aftermath of redpala-Keith and my RP.
We had a flour fight and made a mess. XD
Here the post of our RP making a mess of the kitchen >link<
If hunk was a pokemon, he’d be a Teddiursa
Why? Cause the guy is like a big huggable teddybear. He gives the best bro hugs 😉
When you make him mad though, he’d be an ursaring XD
But over all a big ol teddybear 😁 hehe
A collection of Voltron sketches. Enjoy
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUNK!!! My sarcasm king, my cinnamon roll, my space Gordon Ramsey 💛💛💛 he deserves the world ( and beyond) so everyone wish him the best birthday ever! ✨✨🎂
Unpopular Opinions(Voltron: LD Edition)
Please respect others’ opinions. Thank you! 😊❤️
*Sorry if any of mine are popular. I don’t talk about my opinions with fandoms since they can be pretty toxic.*
Here are mine:
1. The Shiro clone idea was really bad.
I don't like this idea because the development "Shiro" went through between S3 & 6 did not affect the actual Shiro.
2. Voltron went downhill once Keith replaced Shiro as the leader.
I don't think it is Keith's fault for the show's quality depleting; this is a timeline of when quality decreased. But, I think Shiro was a way better leader than Keith since he has the experience and personality of one. Keith is more of a second-in-command, at least for me.
3. Allura and Lance should have never gotten together.
This ship was all over the place. First Lance had a huge unrequited crush on Allura, then he seemed to be moving on and she was in love with Lotor. The development was rushed near the end, and their chemistry was kind of awkward to me.
4. I wasn’t super upset about Allura’s death. Just the way it was written.
Allura never really connected with me. I really tried to like her as much as most of the main characters, but I couldn't feel it. Her death was sudden and lukewarm, especially the goodbye between her and the Voltron crew. There was this feeling of emptiness in this reunion. The circumstances of why she had to die was meh. It would've been better if the lions sacrificed themselves instead.
5. Klance is very overrated(still kind of ship it tho).
This ship was everywhere, and some Klance shippers I've seen were toxic which turned me off for a while. At first, I felt kind of pressured to like this ship since Klance shippers populated the fandom. Now, I genuinely enjoy the ship, though I wish other ships gained more attention.
6. Shiro’s second arm design was bad.
I loved his first arm and was super upset when the designers did a 180 on the second one. It was so clunky and distracting whenever it was in full view. The detached portion of it was really annoying too.
When it comes to robotic limbs, I want them to look natural with the body.
7. Having so many villains was not a great idea.
I've watched shows with a lot of villains and they mostly put me off since some of them were one-note and generic. I really didn't like when Lotor was the temporary villain; he could've been a great ally for the finale. Honerva was pretty rushed and boring; she would have been better if she was the main villain much longer than two seasons. Zarkon was probably the best one.
8. Compared to villains in general, Honerva wasn’t too bad.
Compared to a lot of villains (especially the minor ones), Honerva is okay. I don't think she was great though. She needed a lot more development and her redemption was so quick.
I didn’t have a lot to say since most of my strong opinions are about the last two seasons and I agree with most of the fans.
What do you guys think? 😊❤️
Just told my friend about voltron.....she as no idea what she's getting her self into.
Just told my friend about voltron.....she as no idea what she's getting her self into.
You know what I low-key want out of season 3 of Voltron? The gang getting captured and separated and Hunk charming his guard into helping them escape just through the power of being Super Freaking Nice. Like, he asks the guard about their day and listens to them and says sympathetic things at all the right moments and suddenly has a new Galra Friend For Life who helps him escape and then when they’re reunited with the rest of the gang Lance is just so proud and confused.
“YOU SEDUCED A GAURD????” “I wouldn’t say *seduced*, more ‘treated with kindness and respect’. You know, making friends” “MAKING FRIENDS WITH YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE!” “Um. I don’t know how to respond to that” “Buddy. Bro. Hunk, my main man. I have never been prouder of you. I might cry.” “Could you do that later, when we’re not running for our lives?” “Sure thing, one emotional outburst rescheduled”
INKTOBER DAY 1: Hunk Garret from Voltron...I think I made him into a child @voltron
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If you're going to repost my art please credit me
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Class sketches!!
(Theyre are pretty ugly, i was SO sleepy doing them)
So this vine must never be forgotten. Ever. Because it is too perfect.
source
"Like wildflowers; you must allow yourself to grow in all the places people thought you never would." ------------------E.V------------------ My second attempt using copic markers. I decided to draw the literal ray of sunshine Hunk! Enjoy! (Reblogs help a lot! And don't repost without credit please!) (Sorry the skin looks so patchy- I have like 10 colors and none of them are blendable- at least easily blendable.)
"You've got a heart as loud as lions, so why let your voice be tamed?" -----Read all about it, Emeli Sandé----- Voltron season 3 has come and I got NO sleep to watch it right away just to avoid spoilers. It was so, so worth it. So here's to Voltron; the legendary defender and the lions and paladins that make it up. [Reblogs help spread the word around about art, so they help out a lot!]
Season 8 of VLD is just like season 9 of HIMYM. A load of bullshit.
WHAT WAS THE ENDING!!!?? WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL OF THAT SWEET CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!! I DEMAND JUSTICE!! I want my platonic Sheith!! I want Allura to LIVE ON!! Lance's arc was pretty good, but what HAPPENED TO MY BOY!! WHAT HAPPENED TO KEITH BEING GALRA!!??? WHAT HAPPENED TO MATT AND PIDGE!?!? WHAT HAPPENED TO SHIRO IN GENERAL!?!? WHAT HAPPENED TO HUNK'S CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!?!? AND WHAT THE QUIZNACK HAPPENED TO HAGGER!!??? I DEMAND ANSWERS!!
i hope my head in to see what you up to lately, and i just see VLD posts, and. i am so sorry for your Suffering
It's fine. I'm just going to pretend that seasons 7 and 8 don't exist and read a bunch of fix-it/rewrite fics. I mean, what else are you gonna do with your life??
Man. I just realised I have not promoted my Voltron Rewrite at all...
SO. WHO'S UP FOR A COMPLETE REWRITE OF THE VOLTRON: LEGENDARY DEFENDER SERIES, FEATURING CHARACTER ARCS FOR ALL, NO QUEERBAITING, ACTUAL FOUND FAMILY, AND PLOTS THAT ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE?
If this something you'd be interested in, boy do I have the fic for you.
Introducing the Legend of Voltron, the very fic I have just described! Before I disappoint anyone, no. This is not Klance or Shieth. The main focus is on the found family aspect, not the romance. Yes. Hunk will have a proper character arc and will not be reduced to the fat comedic relief!
Link down below:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/34617064
i love your opinons on voltron, they make me feel so seen. and 100% agree that lance would have been a terrible black paladin, i really do wish he had a better character arc than reducing him to a pretty boy who gets what he wants guy. i could rant about that forever.
anyways, I found that Voltron really struggled with giving proper screen time to characters like hunk. and i just wanted to know your opinion on hunk becoming a chef after the war ended. i thought it was a big disservice to his character.
Okay. I have ranted a lot about Lance, so I will focus on the latter half.
I. Hate. It.
The writers really just forgot about him right intil the last second, didn't they? Hunk has a passion for cooking and baking, that's obvious, but he also has a talent for engineering. You know, his entire school career?
Also, out of everyone, Hunk is the one who misses Earth the most. So why would he leave Earth to make an inter-dimensional buffet? Simple - he wouldn't! Not for that reason.
What I can see Hunk doing in the epilogue: getting married to or starting a family with Shay. Hunk is a massive family guy (and not the Peter Griffin type, thank lord). If he was going to leave Earth for anything, it would be to live with Shay on the Balmera if she wasn't able to live properly on Earth.
Just. Seeing DreamWorks reduce Hunk to a chef? The comedic part of his character that was never really taken seriously? It hurt a lot because I love Hunk. He's funny and kind and smart and-- and they tried to kill him off and ended up making him a chef.
Thanks, DreamWorks.